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[SANSKRIT] Nijedna dama nije ljepša,

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nego supruga suseda!

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Što znači... nijedna žena nije više
lepša od komšijine žene.

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od zore vremena,
muška tijela i živote

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prošli kroz bezbrojne promjene.

6
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Ali jedna istina...

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je ostao isti
kroz četiri doba,

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i ne pokazuje znake promjene.

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Odnosno, za svakog muškarca,

10
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više od sopstvene žene,

11
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komšijina žena uvek izgleda

12
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šarmantnije, opojnije.

13
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I u trenutku kada je ugleda…

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njegova čula ga jednostavno napuštaju.

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Od davnina,
ova tradicija se nastavila...

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i u današnjem Kalyugu,
održava se u životu sa potpunom predanošću

17
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od naše dvije vrlo posebne
stanovnici Moderne kolonije, Kanpur.

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Dobro jutro Tiwari ji.

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Dobro jutro Bhabhuti ji.

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sta se desilo?
Nemaš mlijeka u loncu danas?

21
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U stvari, mlekaru je ponestalo mleka.

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Oh...

23
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Pa sam pomislio, možda Bhabhi ji
mogao bi da izdvojim malo...

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mlijeko...

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sta?

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Mislim, dobiješ 4-5 kilograma
mleka svaki dan.

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Kad bi Bhabhi ji mogao
daj mi samo pola kilograma...

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Naravno, zašto ne?

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Uostalom, komšije
treba da pomažemo jedni drugima.

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[VIBHUTI]: Hmm
Zamislite, pobjegli smo
bez šećera kod kuće.

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Oh...

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Pa sam pomislio da pozajmim...

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malo slatkoće od Bhabhi ji.

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sta?

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mislio sam na šećer...

36
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Zašto ne?

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[OBJE SE SMEJU]

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- Glupo...
- Moron...

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- Jesi li kod kuće Bhabi ji (snaja)?
- Jesi li kod kuće Bhabi ji?

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[ANITA]: Tiwari ji ja sam na travnjaku...
[ANGOORI]: Bharbhuti ji ja sam ovdje...

41
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Mama, prokleti lonac se upravo srušio!

42
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Oh moj!

43
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[VIBHUTI SE SMIJE]

44
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Tiwari ji...

45
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[ANITA]: Dođi ovamo...

46
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Zašto stojiš tamo?

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[TIWARI SE SMIJE]

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Zdravo Bharbhuti ji...
Šta te dovelo ovamo?

49
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Tvoja ljubav Bhabi ji...

50
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Izvini, šta?

51
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Ništa Bhabi ji.
samo to...

52
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Trebalo mi je mlijeko...

53
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[petljanje]
Bhabi ji gledao sam tvoju...

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Mislim... ja...
Gledao sam te kako radiš jogu...

55
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[SMEJE SE]
Tiwari ji, Yoga održava vaše tijelo okretnim.

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da...
I gledajući te kako radiš jogu,

57
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drži moje oči energijom...

58
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Tiwari ji...

59
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Bhabi ji šta nije u redu?

60
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Zašto vidim tugu
na tvom predivnom licu?

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[UZDAS]

62
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Šta da ti kažem, Barbhuti ji?

63
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Potpuno sam spreman!

64
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Bhabi ji stalno govoriš
to ali ti nikad nisi.

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Izvini šta?

66
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Mislim ti želiš
reći da si uznemiren.

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Tako je!
- Da.

68
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Joga je dobra vežba...

69
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Je li?
- Da.

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Pa u tom slučaju, pridruži mi se.

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Radimo jogu zajedno.

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Oh da! Zašto ne?
Sa zadovoljstvom!

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Trenutak.

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Da Bhabi ji...
- Čekaj malo...

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Da.
- Prije nego počnemo,

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Da?

77
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Dozvolite mi da vas upoznam sa svojom djecom.

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Kada se to dogodilo?

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Hajde, Tiwari ji!

80
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Moje biljke...

81
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Ohh!

82
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Pogledaj.

83
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Ovo je Sonu, Bittu, Rani,
Anuška, Nilam i Radha!

84
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Djeco, pozdravite ujaka...

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Zdravo deco! Zdravo! Kako si?

86
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Znaš šta se dogodilo juče?
- Ne.

87
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Laddu ke Bhaiya i ja
šetali posle večere.

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U redu.
- Iznenada je došao džukela,

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i počeo da me zadirkuje.

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Tako Laddu ke Bhaiya
mora da ste ga prebili?

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ne...

92
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Umjesto toga, držao me je za ruku i rekao,

93
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Pagli idemo brzo kući.

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Imam benzin.

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Skuvaj mi čaj.
Moram da pročistim stomak.

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Tiwari ji, udahni...

97
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izdahnite...

98
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Bhabi ji, zašto si se udala za ovu kukavicu?

99
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Kakav covek
ne može da zaštiti svoju ženu?

100
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Bhabi ji. uradi jednu stvar,

101
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Baci ga!

102
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[LAŽNI AKCENT] i držite me.

103
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Oh bože!
ne govori to.

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On je moj muž.

105
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On nije muž.
On je kreten!

106
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Tiwari ji se sada istegni.

107
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Pogledajte kako to radim.

108
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Ovako.

109
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Rastegni...

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[TIWARI PRDI]

111
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[ANITA DAŠE]

112
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OH MOJ BOŽE!

113
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Mogu li ti reći nešto drugo?

114
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Molim te.

115
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Čuo sam za ovaj hram,

116
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Nalazi se u Utarakhandu.
- U redu.

117
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Hram Baba Lakkadnatha.

118
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Kažu da ako je udata žena

119
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radi puni krug tog hrama,

120
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njen muž postaje
veoma moćan i hrabar.

121
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Razmišljao sam da posjetim taj hram.

122
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Ali kako da idem tamo?

123
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Ali ne mogu reći Laddu ke Bhaiya.
To mora biti tajna.

124
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odvest ću te tamo.
pobjeći ćemo.

125
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sta si rekao?
- Bhabi ji,

126
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Spremite se.
Ja ću srediti auto.

127
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Ostanite blagoslovljeni.

128
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Dada ji, pozdrav.
- Uzmi prašak za varenje za mene.

129
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Ostanite blagoslovljeni.
- U redu je. u redu je.

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GOSPODE MOJ!

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HEY HEY!

132
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ko si ti dovraga?

133
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Kloni se ili ću te upucati.

134
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[OBA]: Ne ne ne...

135
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Gospodaru, poslao nas je Gajjan Pandey.

136
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,880
Kako ga poznajete?

137
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Došli smo sa njegovom preporukom.

138
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Samo nam pozajmite svoj taksi na 12 sati...

139
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Nikad mu ne kažem ne.

140
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ali šta da radim,
svaki auto je rezervisan.

141
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Ima jedan auto...

142
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[OBJE SE SMEJU]

143
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Ali veoma je poseban...

144
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Hmm.
- U redu

145
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Veoma dragoceno.

146
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Blisko mom srcu...

147
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hmm...

148
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Moja Bua ji (tetka).

149
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Ali... Upravo smo je videli kako odlazi.

150
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To je njena snaja!

151
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Ko je onda Bua ji?

152
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[MRMLJANJE GOMILE]

153
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[AUTO SE STAJE]

154
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[TILLU]: Vozi kako treba idiote.

155
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[TEEKA]: Zakopčaj, gubitniče.
Misliš da me možeš naučiti?

156
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Dođite gospođo, molim vas, dođite!

157
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Dođi.

158
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[TEEKA pjevuši]

159
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Ovo nije bilo potrebno, gospođo...
- Zašto?

160
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Zapravo nam treba.

161
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Vraćajte se!
- Da.

162
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Gde god želiš... Hej...

163
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[VIBHUTI]: Ne vidim ni jedan taksi ovdje!
Svi siromašni princ!

164
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[Ruganje] Nije bilo potrebno...

165
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,600
Šta ova dvojica rade ovdje?
[TILLU]: Kraljevstvo je u mojoj krvi. Ja sam iz Rampura.

166
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Oh, stvarno? Ugurajte svoju tantijemu u svoj...

167
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,840
Evo tvojih pedeset. Od pet stotina...
Hej ko je to?

168
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,880
Gde ste iskopali momci
od ove vintage tetke?

169
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,440
Pazi na jezik...

170
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nismo je iskopali,
vozimo se sopstvenim autom, u redu?

171
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Iznajmili smo ga na 12 sati.

172
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,520
Bavimo se poslovima ecs-taxi!

173
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Nemamo promjene.

174
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Dajem sve.

175
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Onda uskoči, šefe.

176
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Odvešćemo vas gde god kažete...
- Ne ne ne...

177
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Ne želim tvoja lica u autu.

178
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,280
Odvest ću je samu u Uttakhand
i vratiće je sama.

179
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Kakve gluposti!

180
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,000
Jesi li poludio?

181
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,120
Vidite, mnogo je novca!

182
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Mnogo novca? A šta je sa Bua ji?
- Bua....

183
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Prošlo je dosta vremena.
Bhaiya (brat) još nije izašao.

184
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Šta ako operacija nije uspjela?

185
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,760
SHUT UP!

186
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,960
Mogu tolerisati neuspjeh.

187
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,120
Ali nikada neću prihvatiti neuspjeh za Bhaiya...

188
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,040
Danas će se njegova sreća... njegov život vratiti.

189
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,080
Ako danas njegova transplantacija kose ne uspije,

190
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spaliću ceo grad.

191
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Vau!

192
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bhaiya...
[SHANTI]: Da?

193
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:59,200
Na ovom neplodnom polju tvog skalpa
dijabetes je pojeo korenje.

194
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,680
Ali ovaj se seljak teško namučio - posejao je seme i,

195
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,200
ponovo je učinila plodnom. Vidiš?

196
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,760
Bez obzira koliko zaustavljaš Juliet,

197
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,280
- da upozna Romea, ona će ipak otići u šumu.

198
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,440
Mislim da će tvoj usev umrijeti,
prije žetve!

199
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,880
Ne ne ne, šta to govoriš?

200
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,360
Dozvolite da vam pokažem demo.

201
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,960
Čuvar Tina...

202
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,840
Demo...

203
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,280
Vau, dizanje bučica sa kosom sada!

204
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,680
Vidi Bhaiya!

205
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,640
I ovo je izraslo iz
isto skalp-polje!

206
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,040
[POLJUBCI]

207
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:34,840
Pogledaj!

208
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,520
Danas, vjekovni san ima
ostvari se chhote (mlađi).

209
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,920
Sjećaš se bhaiya?

210
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,360
Ramprakash stric je imao džingl za tebe.

211
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,280
Svi ljudi... Bez grive!

212
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,040
[SMEJE SE]

213
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pusti to...

214
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Pusti to Chhote.

215
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,280
Neću Bhaiya!
To...

216
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,920
Sjećate li se zeta Ativeera Mause (ujaka)?

217
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,240
Često bi pitao,

218
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720
“Gdje motate rotis?

219
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,120
na dasci za kotrljanje ili ćelavi?"
- Pusti to. Zaboravi prošlost.

220
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,480
Danas su godine bola završene.

221
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Pogledaj! Nova kosa!

222
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,120
Novi život počinje danas!

223
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,560
[Podrigivanje]

224
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TI...

225
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,160
Chhote... Hej... Chhote...
[drhteći i grčeći se]

226
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,640
Chhote... Chhote...
- TI MORON...

227
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,240
Chhote... Ne.. U redu je...

228
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,240
Chhote... Dođi sjedi...
- Baba (otac)... Baba...

229
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Kranti, zar ne znaš?
- Baba ne... Baba...

230
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,960
Prdenje i podrigivanje nisu
dozvoljeno u ovoj kući!

231
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240
Zar ne razumiješ?

232
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,960
Baba ne... Baba...

233
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,960
- GRUNT
[MLADI KRANTI] : Baba... Baba...

234
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,320
Baba... Baba...
- Baba nije ovde chhote...

235
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,760
Baba je odavno nestala chote...
Baba je otišla...

236
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000
Baba je otišla!

237
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000
Baba je otišla!

238
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,520
Baba je otišla!

239
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,640
Zašto si zaustavio auto?
Idemo u hram.

240
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,200
Bhabi ji...

241
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,720
Ovo mjesto je tako
osvežavajuće, prelepo!

242
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,320
Ako je raj stvaran,
mora da je ovo mesto.

243
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,440
Da, slažem se.

244
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,040
Bhabi ji također uzimaš
sjedite i pridružite mi se.

245
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,760
O bože ne!
Moj saari će se smočiti!

246
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440
Bhabi ji do you even
zna šta se dešava

247
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,560
kada se sari lijepe dame smoči?

248
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,240
Hladnoća se dešava! Šta još?

249
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,760
A Barbhuti ji ja ne
želim da pokvasi moj saree.

250
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,520
Jer kako ću ga spržiti?

251
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,320
Način na koji pržite
moje raspoloženje trenutno!

252
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,040
sta si rekao?

253
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,600
Bhabi ji hteli ste da kažete suvo.

254
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:39,960
Dobro si shvatio!

255
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,640
idemo.
Kasnimo na hram!

256
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,720
Hajde Bhabi ji.
Budi sport!

257
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,080
U redu uradi jednu stvar.

258
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,280
Podigni svoj saree.

259
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,720
sta si rekao?
- Mislio sam da ga podignem malo.

260
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,840
U redu, uradiću jednu stvar.

261
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,240
Zatvoriću jedno oko.

262
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,040
sta?

263
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,920
Zatvoriće oba oka.
U redu?

264
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,640
U redu.

265
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:56,920
Hajde Bhabi ji.

266
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,400
Vrijeme, atmosfera i lokacija -
Savršeno je!

267
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,720
ok...

268
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,880
Bhabi ji, danas ćemo...

269
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,200
ujedinite se u 'vodeništvu'!

270
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,520
[STREĆE]

271
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,680
Oh boze!!!

272
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,680
Oh boze!!!

273
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,120
Bhabi ji...

274
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,640
postaješ nevaljao!

275
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,720
bhabi ji,

276
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,640
tvoj dodir je
paljenje vode!

277
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,320
Šta ako oboje izgorimo u ovoj vatri?

278
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,600
Nemojmo prelaziti granicu Bhabi ji.
Molimo vas da se kontrolišete!

279
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,520
Nikad sebi neću oprostiti.

280
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,360
Igrajmo na sigurno.

281
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,320
Oh Bože Bhabi ji!
Ubijaš me!

282
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,480
Gdje je otišao Bhabi ji?

283
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,360
Čuvajte se krokodila!

284
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,160
Ako preživite - 5000 rupija u redu!

285
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,920
MAMA!

286
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,440
Bhabi ji... Idemo!

287
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,200
To je ono što sam govorio.

288
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,960
Bog Bharbhuti ji.
Izgledaš prilično svježe.

289
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,560
Da, apsolutno.
Hajde idemo.

290
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,680
Da. Hajde da 'aligiramo' auto.
Hajdemo.

291
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,160
- Šta?
Bhabi ji misliš 'ubrzaj' auto.

292
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,040
Dobro si shvatio!
Hajde idemo.

293
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,800
[VIBHUTI CVIČE]

294
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,240
[VIBHUTI]: Hajde Bhabi ji.
Krenimo na put!

295
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,320
[AUTI STAJU]

296
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,440
Mogu li nešto reći Bhaiya?

297
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,200
Samo napred.

298
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,040
Bhaiya nikad nisi
pogledaj bilo koju devojku.

299
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,920
Pogotovo od Bubli
bacio se na tebe.

300
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,760
Ćelav čovek i švorc
gazda su oboje bezvrijedni!

301
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,440
Pusti to Chhote.

302
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,200
Zaboravi prošlost, idi naprijed...

303
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,520
Bhaiya ovo je
vrijeme je da krenemo naprijed.

304
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,520
Samo kada se pomerite
napred, da li će mi se kapije otvoriti

305
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,800
Pomerio sam se
iznad ljubavi i privrženosti...

306
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,440
Sada nijedna devojka neće ući
moj život kao vihor.

307
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:44,400
[MUZIKA]

308
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,200
Bhaiya, stigla je.

309
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,240
SZO?

310
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,080
Ona je poslednja iskra
vašeg motora koji umire...

311
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,040
Poslednja iskra ugašenog motora?

312
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,120
Da Bhaiya.

313
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,240
Nakon ovoga, vaš prigušivač će zarđati.

314
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,440
Nijedan zvižduk se neće ponovo oglasiti.

315
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,040
Jer tvoji delovi jesu
već gube prednost.

316
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,400
Idi sada!

317
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,000
Prolijte taj lonac emocija koje imate
ključao godinama.

318
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,080
Chhote... ovo neće biti... čudno, zar ne?
- Bhaiya...

319
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,400
Imaš moju riječ, Bhaiya. Molim te.

320
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,360
Samo napred. Pusti to van.

321
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,200
Ja ću biti u uglu.

322
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,920
Mogu li da sednem ovde?

323
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,960
Konobar, dve kafe molim.
- Ne... ja nisam konobar.

324
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,120
Ja sam osoba koja
cekao je...

325
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,360
dugi niz godina za lepu
lice, i izgleda

326
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720
danas se to čekanje bliži kraju.

327
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,960
ne razumijem...

328
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,320
Ni ja ne razumijem
šta mi se dešava...

329
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,400
Kako si?

330
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,360
nisam dobro.
Bolesna sam godinama.

331
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,040
Oh bože!

332
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,040
Imate li žuticu?

333
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,960
br.

334
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080
Ali upravo si rekao
da ti nije dobro.

335
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
Bio sam... ali...

336
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,560
Sada mislim da mi je bolje.

337
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,840
Ne. Pitao sam
ko si ti...

338
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,320
Mislio si ko si ti.

339
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,720
Tačno!
ko si ti

340
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520
Moje ime je Shanti.

341
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,040
Shanti?

342
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,040
sta je sa tobom?
kako se zoveš?

343
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,640
Ja sam Angoori.

344
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,440
Angoori?
- Da.

345
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,240
Tako lijepo ime!

346
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,480
Hvala ti.

347
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,360
Dolazi poseban kuplet
na pamet nakon što te vidim.

348
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,880
Mogu li to podijeliti?

349
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,920
Couplet?

350
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480
Ahmedabad... Ahmedabad...

351
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,040
Misliš Irshaad?

352
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,600
Dobro si shvatio!

353
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,160
Ko je dovraga ovaj tip?

354
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,880
Vi ste putnik i vaš
destinacija čeka sa ponosom...

355
00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,840
Vi ste putnik i vaš
destinacija čeka sa ponosom...

356
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,960
Ali prije nego što počne ova hladnoća
petljati se sa svojim umom i kičmom

357
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,440
Spusti dva klina, Angoori -
prije nego što dođe vrijeme za psovanje sestre!

358
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280
prokleto...

359
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,200
[VIBHUTI]: TI...

360
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,000
Postaješ stvarno romantičan, brate.

361
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,200
konjska dlaka—

362
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,760
Jesi li se upravo ušunjao u prljavo
uvreda kroz tu konjsku dlaku?

363
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,920
Lutaš sa metlom na glavi,
Kako drugačije da to nazovem — konjska dlaka?

364
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,120
Ah, u tom smislu konjska dlaka.

365
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,280
Dozvolite mi da to kažem u tom smislu…
konjska dlaka.

366
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,680
Čini se da je došlo do nesporazuma.
Inače, ja sam Shanti Sharma.

367
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,840
Ne Shanti Sharma.
Trebalo bi da se zoveš Shanti Shameless.

368
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,120
a ko si ti? Njen brat?

369
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,720
Nikako. Ja sam njen komšija.
Njen prijateljski komšiluk.

370
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,280
[ANGOORI]: Da.

371
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,760
Ah, prijateljski komšiluk.
- Da.

372
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,560
Zašto onda ne dođeš a
malo bliže, prijateljsko susjedstvo?

373
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,280
Nikad se nikome ne klanjam.

374
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,240
Ali pošto je Bhabhi ji ovdje,
hoću. Izvolite.

375
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,880
[SLAP]
- MAMA!

376
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,400
Bhabhi ji, da li me je upravo udario?

377
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600
Da, i zaista teško.

378
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,360
To je bio samo početak.

379
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,120
Čak sam i ja spreman da te prebijem.

380
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,600
Izađi i vidi.

381
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,680
Ne idi nigde.
Pozabaviću se njime odmah.

382
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,800
U redu
- Bhabhi ji, samo me gledaj kako sparingujem.. Hajde!

383
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,040
U redu.

384
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,080
Ne poznaješ me druže!

385
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200
[SLAP]
- MAMA!

386
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,080
[SLAP]

387
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,000
Ti bas****!

388
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000
Pokušajte da razumete čoveka!
Bhabi ji gleda. Mir, mir, mir.

389
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,680
Nema mira.
Napraviću tvoj komad ovčetine!

390
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,000
[SLAP]

391
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,560
[SLAP]

392
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,440
Hej Shanti, ispuni svoje ime.
Pokaži malo mira!

393
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,040
Ovaj Shanti...

394
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,960
Neću te sada slušati!

395
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,720
Ali zašto nećeš?!

396
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,200
Vrijeme molim, vrijeme molim, vrijeme molim!

397
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,520
Želiš li nešto?

398
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,160
Naravno.

399
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:56,920
šta ćeš imati?

400
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,360
Viski, rakija, džin, votka?
šta ćeš imati?

401
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,280
Krv!
- U redu. 30ml, 60ml ili 90ml?

402
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,680
Pola litre!
- To je previše zahtevno!

403
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,880
Da!
[VIBHUTI GRUNTS]

404
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,200
[UGLJEN LETI U ZRAKU]

405
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,720
žao mi je.
stvarno mi je žao.

406
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,560
[VIBHUTI]: Izvini, ali
konjska dlaka gori!

407
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,560
brate!

408
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,800
brate...

409
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,000
Zašto ti je dođavola glava u plamenu?

410
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,320
[VIBHUTI]: Ne. Ne ja. Ne ja.

411
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,360
Oh boze. Barbhuti ji...

412
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,040
Ne, Chhote, metak bi mogao pogoditi Angoori!
-Ti!

413
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,280
brate!

414
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,960
Bhabi ji, shvatio si
pravo po prvi put!
- Hvala!

415
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,200
volim te.
-Šta si rekao?
- Idemo!

416
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,600
Hajde Bhabi ji. Idemo.

417
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,760
[ANGOORI]: Da. Idemo.
[VIBUTI]: Da.

418
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,480
brate!
[PUCAJ]

419
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,760
[VIBHUTI VRIŠTA]
- Pogođen sam, Bhabi ji.

420
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,640
Uhvati te bas****!

421
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,440
Bharbuti ji... Uđi...

422
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,200
[VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji me gurne unutra...

423
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,320
Bharbuti ji...Ključevi!

424
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,080
[Ogrebotine na gumama i preokret auta]

425
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,680
[ANGOORI]: O Bože!

426
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,160
[BACCU]: O Bože! Tetka!

427
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:38,960
Šta se desilo sine?

428
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,280
Bau ji (otac)...

429
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,360
Ružno sam sanjala tetku.

430
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,200
o bože...

431
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,720
Molim te zaštiti našu kćer, Gospode...

432
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,920
Molim te zaštiti našu kćer, Gospode...

433
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,440
[TEEKA BURPS]

434
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,760
[TEEKA pjevuši]
[TELEFON ZVONI]

435
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,360
[ŠAPANJEM] - Hej...

436
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,240
sta?
- Bacchu bhaiya...

437
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,600
Javi se... Javi se... Javi se...

438
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,560
[SLURRY VOICE] - Pozdrav Bacchu bhaiya...

439
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,080
Pozdrav Bacchu bhaiya...

440
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,040
slušaj...

441
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,080
Gdje je moj Bua ji?

442
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,480
Je li sigurna?

443
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,680
Bhaiya ji...

444
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,920
Bua ji je apsolutno siguran.

445
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,520
Više je štitimo
nego nase zivote.

446
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880
Bolje budi oprezan.

447
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,800
Ako i jednu dlaku na meni
Buina glava je ozlijeđena

448
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,400
Ostaviću vam tako ćelave glave da...

449
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,200
neće ostati ni jedan pramen.

450
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,120
o ne...

451
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,120
Šumski požar ima
uništio celu džunglu.

452
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,720
Sve što je ostalo je neplodna zemlja.

453
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,680
Onda posadite novo drveće u toj zemlji...
Neka cvijeće ponovo procvjeta.

454
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,360
U ovoj neplodnoj zemlji zaboravi cveće -
čak ni trnje ne može izrasti.

455
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Ne preterujte doktore. ako ne možete
bratu izrasla kosa na glavi...

456
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,640
Poškropiću uljem tvoj svilenkast
kosu i zapali!

457
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:20,200
Ako bi to moglo pomoći da raste njegov
vratite kosu, molim vas, samo naprijed.

458
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,640
Dakle, šta govorite, doktore?
Zar nema nade?

459
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,440
Brate, nada je bila plodno tlo -
ali dijabetes ga je pojeo.

460
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,360
Ako pokušamo nešto sada, tvoje
brat bi mogao pravo gore...

461
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,320
Zašto jednostavno ne koristite periku?

462
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,680
Bhaiya je alergična na perike.

463
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,280
Pokušao je jednom -

464
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,760
Ljudi dobijaju bubuljice na licu,
dobio ih je na ćelavoj glavi.

465
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,240
Umjesto toga, ljudi su ga počeli zvati "Bumpy".
od “Shanti”!  - [SHANTI] : VRISTI

466
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:48,840
bhaiya...

467
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,600
ne brini...

468
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,360
I dalje ćeš se oženiti tom Bhabhi...

469
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,760
Čak i ako moram da se gomilam
gore leševe za to.

470
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,120
Chhote...
- Da bhaiya...

471
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,720
Sada moj život ima samo jednu misiju…

472
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,040
Smrt tog vraga...

473
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,120
Gotovo, Bhaiya.

474
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,040
Barbhuti ji, jesi li dobro?

475
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,480
Jao.

476
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,440
Bhabhi ji, molim te vozi brže!

477
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,360
Šta mogu učiniti, Barbhuti ji? ja vozim,
ali vidi koliko ima rupa.

478
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,680
Ne želim da auto upadne u jedan,
i oboje počinjemo da se 'glupamo'!

479
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,920
Bhabhi ji, imaš li
rječnik alternativnih riječi?

480
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,840
Nije to 'grbanje', zaboga!
To je 'skakanje'!

481
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,200
Dobro si shvatio!

482
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,760
Vibhu, gdje si dovraga?!

483
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,200
Anu dušo, upucan sam!

484
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:50,640
ŠTA?

485
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,080
KAKO?

486
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,360
Dušo, neki nasilnici su zadirkivali Bhabhi ji.

487
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,520
[VIBHUTI] : Ja sam intervenisao... I oni su me upucali.

488
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,680
A znate li gdje su me ubili?

489
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,200
Pravo u guzicu!

490
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,360
Oh Bože! Vibhu, uvijek završiš
u najčudnijim situacijama!

491
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,240
Dobro, reci mi jednu stvar - zašto
pucaju u guzicu?

492
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,600
Dušo, nije mi dao izbora!

493
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,200
On je samo odabrao mesto
volio je i pucao!

494
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,320
Ok, u redu. Samo mi reci — šta
jesi li u bolnici, Vibhu?

495
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,600
Dušo, nisam u bolnici.
Ja sam u bijegu.

496
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,760
[VIBUTI] : Ja sam na autoputu 47E.

497
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Šaljem vam svoju lokaciju.

498
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,040
Molim te, dođi po mene
i Bhabhi ji gore, baby.

499
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920
[VIBHUTI] : Dođi i pokupi me...
- O bože!

500
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,360
Ok, ok, ok.

501
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,280
Prokletstvo Vibhu...

502
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,800
Policija!

503
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,320
[TELEFON ZVONI]

504
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:48,480
Zdravo.

505
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,200
Happu Singh ji...

506
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,000
Govori Anita Mishra.

507
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:51,840
[IZNENAĐEN]

508
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,880
O pošteno gospođo...

509
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,880
Kako si me zapamtio?

510
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,640
Happu Singh ji, postoji veliki problem…

511
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,680
[SMEJE SE]

512
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,680
Pošteno gospođo, kako da kažem…

513
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,120
Biti previše lijep i
sajam je sam po sebi problem.

514
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,000
Ne to, Happu ji.
Vibhu je upucan!

515
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,440
sta?

516
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,160
Gdje je upucan?

517
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,800
U guzicu.

518
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,600
Čovekova guza je pukla!

519
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
Happu Singh ji, nije to poenta!

520
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,000
Njegov život je u opasnosti - on je uključen
Autoput 47E odmah!

521
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:25,760
Je li on?

522
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,560
Molimo vas da odmah stignete tamo...

523
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,840
U redu, poštena gospođo!
Odlazim odmah.

524
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,600
molim vas ne brinite.
ja ću biti tamo.

525
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,040
fer gospođo zbogom...

526
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,800
Manohar, daj mi ključeve.
Daj mi ključeve budalo!

527
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,040
Šta se desilo gospodine?

528
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,480
[MANOHAR]: Gorivo je malo, nemojte
idi predaleko naprijed!

529
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,480
Manohar...
- Hmm?

530
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,680
Moje pamćenje me izigrava...

531
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,680
Tražio sam ključeve u žurbi...

532
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,760
Odjurio do vozila...

533
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,880
Upalio sam auto - i
u trenutku kada sam ga stavio u brzinu...

534
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,160
Zašto sam ga stavio u brzinu?!

535
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,240
Zaboravio sam gde sam
idem u ovoj žurbi!

536
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,880
Jeste li sigurni da se ovo neće pokidati?

537
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:24,880
[CHIKLES]

538
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,240
To je tajna!

539
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440
Neće pocepati, sve će usitniti!

540
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,880
[OBJE SE SMEJU]

541
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,680
[TIWARI] : Stenje

542
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,120
[TELEFON ZVONI]

543
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,520
Zdravo Bhabi ji...

544
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,960
[ANITA] : Tiwari ji, Vibhu je upucan!
- Šta?

545
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,440
Idemo, idemo, idemo, Tiwari ji.
- Da Bhabi ji...

546
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,280
idemo.
- Da Bhabi ji...

547
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,880
[TIWARI] : Stenje

548
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,040
Bhabi ji...

549
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,280
Žao mi je... zapravo, nekako sam otišao
toalet na sredini puta.

550
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,600
Mogu li brzo završiti?

551
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,560
Tiwari ji, dok završiš svoj posao,
Vibhu bi mogao završiti svoj život!

552
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,880
nemamo vremena.
Idemo!

553
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:11,720
U redu momci, siđite ovamo.

554
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,480
Šta se desilo brate?

555
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,200
Ja ću skrenuti lijevo odavde.
Uhvatite još jednu vožnju sa ovog mjesta.

556
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,360
Ali rekli ste da hoćete
pusti nas malo dalje.

557
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,640
OD VAS, IDIOTI!
Lezi dole.

558
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,800
[TILLU]: Da, da. Mi smo...

559
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,280
Ali brate... brate...

560
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,400
Hajde, hajde da nađemo Vibhuti gospodine... Dođi...

561
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,560
[TEEKA pjevuši]

562
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,160
[TILLU] : GDE STE VIBUTI G-dine...?

563
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,960
[AUTO VRISTI I STAJE]

564
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,640
[ANGOORI]: O bože!

565
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,960
[UZDAS]

566
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,440
[VIBHUTI]: Mama plus tata...

567
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,720
Bhabi ji...
- Uzdahne

568
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,880
Bhabi ji...
- Uzdahne

569
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,840
Pokušavao sam da te pitam -

570
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,320
Gdje si naučio voziti?
Ko te je pobogu naučio?!

571
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,080
Ne, ne, uopšte nisam naučio, Barbhuti ji.

572
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,520
Upravo sam gledao
vozeći 'tit-oral' na Mutubeu.

573
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,000
Bhabhi ji, pogledaj trenutak,
pogledaj stanje...

574
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,200
Misliš 'tutorial' Bhabi ji...
- Dobro si shvatio!

575
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,080
Oh moj!

576
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,240
Slušaj me Bharbhuti ji...
- Da?

577
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,000
Upucani ste!
-Da.

578
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,040
Vaš život bi mogao biti u opasnosti…
-Da!

579
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,520
pa...

580
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,960
Tako da moram sam ukloniti metak.

581
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,000
Šta?!

582
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,120
Trenutak, da ti pokažem nešto.

583
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,720
[VIBHUTI STENJE]

584
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,360
[ANGOORI UZDAS]

585
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,480
Kao što svi znate, naš kanal jeste
posebno za te nesrećne duše -

586
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,600
- koji bivaju upucani na mestima gde

587
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,360
u blizini nema bolnice.

588
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,480
da...

589
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,400
Prvo, pažljivo ispitajte
rana od metka.

590
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,160
U redu. Dakle, gde tačno
jesi li upucan, Barbhuti ji?

591
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,360
Šta da kažem, Bhabhi ji?

592
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,640
Gledaj, sada sam tvoj doktor.

593
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,880
Ne morate biti
stidljiva pred svojim doktorom.

594
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,640
Sad mi reci gde?

595
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,560
Bhabi ji hipotetički...

596
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,720
Zamislite da hodate ravnim putem.

597
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,400
Odjednom se pojavljuju dvije pješčane dine.

598
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,840
Ostavljajući te dine iza sebe -
dolazi uzak prolaz…

599
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,120
Kada izađete iz tog uskog prolaza...

600
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,280
- naći ćete uvenulu lozu kaktusa kako visi...

601
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,800
- i odmah iza toga, mala jama...

602
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,800
Odmah pored toga
jama je mesto gde sam upucan.

603
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,920
Nisam razumeo ni jednu reč
od ovoga što si upravo rekao, Barbhuti ji...

604
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,640
Skini pantalone.
Nastavi—prestani s tim.

605
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,560
[CVIĐA]
- Skini ih...

606
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,680
Da.

607
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,160
Tiwari ji, požuri!
- Da da da…

608
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,760
[TIWARI SE SMIJE]

609
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,040
O Bože, kakva vožnja!

610
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,960
[OBJE VRIŠTU]

611
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,120
Tiwari ji, ne tako brzo!

612
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,360
Moramo stići do Vibhua, a ne do neba!

613
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,920
D-d-ne brini, Bhabhi ji.

614
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,480
ne brini.
- Beskorisni ste! Nastavite voziti.

615
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,320
Ne znam gde su oni
nitkovi su nestali.

616
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,840
Progutalo nebo ili zemlja?

617
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,160
Gdje god se sakriju, mi ćemo ih iskopati.

618
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,600
Kako wii popravljate mrlje
optužbi o pantalonama?

619
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,560
Upropastio me je doživotno -
ti samo pevaš.

620
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,640
Chhotey! Zaustavljamo se.
Moram da se olakšam na dva minuta.

621
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,640
Ovdje? Ozbiljno?

622
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,600
znam brate...

623
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,240
Nisi stao da piškiš.

624
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,680
Stao si da plačeš!

625
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,960
Sanjao sam da budem mladoženja -

626
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,400
- Ali sada nemam kosu za češljanje.

627
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,640
U sudbini moje peći -

628
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,920
morao si zapaliti porodičnu vatru!

629
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,600
ali umesto toga, izgoreo si
moja prokleta glava!

630
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,880
Zašto?!

631
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,760
Započnimo operaciju.
Prvo zatvorite oči.

632
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,680
Da.

633
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,800
Ovaj tip je potpuni idiot.

634
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,840
[DOKTOR]: Sada duboko udahnite...

635
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,400
Uradite Anulom-Vilom (udah-izdah).

636
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,280
Bhabhi ji, to nije Anulom Vilom.
Radite Kapalbhati!

637
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,600
Shhh! Ja sam doktor.
Dozvolite mi da saslušam stručnjaka.

638
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,480
Sada se tiho moli Bogu.

639
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,400
[DOKTOR]: „O, Bože, znam
Nisam pravi doktor…

640
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,880
[DOKTOR]: ali molim vas učinite
ova operacija je uspjela.

641
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,160
[DOKTOR]: A ako ne,

642
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,360
[DOKTOR]: onda barem
daj mir ovoj duši."

643
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,840
- Mama...

644
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,280
[TELEFON ZVONI]
- Prokletstvo!

645
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,600
Koga vraga zove
u ovakvom trenutku?

646
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,400
Šta je dođavola… ko je to?!

647
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,120
Jedan čvrst šamar će to objasniti!

648
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,920
Da Amma… kako to da zoveš?

649
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,880
Ne mogu doći do bahurije (snahe).
Moram da razgovaram sa njom.

650
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,840
Ona je dobro, Amma.
Njen telefon se samo ponaša.

651
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,240
Slaba baterija i sve.

652
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,760
Nateraću je da te pozove
kada stignemo kuci.

653
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,400
Ne brini, ona je dobro.

654
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,160
Hteo sam da joj priredim iznenađenje!

655
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480
Onda samo napred i uradi to Amma.
[TIWARI] : Auu, jau!

656
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,600
Šta se sad dogodilo?

657
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,040
Gas, Amma. dobijam benzin.
Nazvat ću te kasnije!

658
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,320
[AMMA]: Tvoj stomak je uvek...

659
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,720
[TIWARI STENJE]
[ANITA VRIŠTA] - Tiwari ji!

660
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,120
Oh Gospode!

661
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,360
Već ste mu uzeli kosu…

662
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,200
Sada pošalji malo dame sreće u njegov život!

663
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,280
Njegova lampa se upali
poslednji komad ulja.

664
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400
Nakon ovoga će umrijeti.

665
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,960
ako se ugasi,

666
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,920
- Biću primoran da ugasim svoje.

667
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,080
Mora postojati neko
tamo za mene...

668
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,520
[OBJE VRIŠTU]
[ANITA] - Tiwari ji... Oprezno... Pazi...

669
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,640
[TIWARI] : BHABHI JI...
[ANITA VRIŠTA]

670
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,920
Vau, kako brza usluga, Bože!

671
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,320
Upravo si ispustio anđela
pravo sa neba!

672
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,040
Hoćeš li mi pomoći da siđem?
- Naravno.

673
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,880
Polako… polako.
- Hvala vam puno. i...

674
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,000
Inače nisam neki anđeo.
- Onda?

675
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,320
Pa... moje ime je Anita Mishra.

676
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,200
U redu, krenimo s operacijom.

677
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,520
[DOKTOR]: Očigledno, niste u bolnici -

678
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,320
[DOKTOR]: pa vjerovatno nemate
odgovarajuće hirurške alate.

679
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,280
Da. mi nemamo.
[DOKTOR]: Ako ima auto u blizini -

680
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,160
[DOKTOR]: brzo otvorite prtljažnik
i zgrabi kutiju sa alatima.

681
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,760
Da, postoji auto!

682
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,040
[DOKTOR]: Sad izvadi nešto
oštro iz kutije s alatima.

683
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,440
[DOKTOR] : Kao šrafciger.
- Tako je.

684
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,360
Sada gurnite taj odvijač
duboko u ranu...

685
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,720
[DOKTOR] : I jako mrdajte.
- MAMA!

686
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,520
[VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji... ubijaš me!

687
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,680
Šta dalje, doktore?

688
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,000
Chintu Chaat Masala...

689
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,800
[KUVAR]: Kad život postane blag,
Chintu pruža ruku!

690
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,960
Chintu je ovdje…
Koju smiješnu masalu prodajete?

691
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,440
[KUVAR]: Stavi na voće, salate...

692
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200
Koliko sekundi? Trideset sekundi...
[KUVAR]: Možete ga staviti čak i na sirovi paneer...

693
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,440
Oduševit ćete se...

694
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,320
O moj Bože!
Čak i na sirovom paniru?

695
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,200
Zaboravi na paneer,
fokusiraj se na spasavanje mog tela!

696
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,760
[CHEF]: Chintu Chaat Masala
- Zašto već jednostavno ne odeš, Chintu?!

697
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,640
Gospodine, treba mi mala usluga.
- Samo napred.

698
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,600
Možeš li me odvesti?

699
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,880
Upravo jesam!
- BHABI JI...

700
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360
Bhabi ji... Bhabi ji...

701
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120
jesi li dobro?
Sve u redu?

702
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,560
Ne moraš da brineš, Tiwari ji.
dobro sam.

703
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,280
I, ovaj ljubazni čovjek nas vozi.

704
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,560
A ovo je taj komšija.

705
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,640
Zdravo.
- Zdravo.

706
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,960
Da li je i on pijanica?
- Šta?!

707
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,040
Čhote, šta je sve ovo?
Ko su ti ljudi?

708
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,520
To je veliki brat.
Bhaiya, jedan minut -

709
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,800
Treba im prevoz. Molim te
daj im jednu. Sviđa mi se.

710
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,560
Zar ne možeš da se kontrolišeš?!

711
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600
Oh, Chhote, postaješ nestašan, ha?
- Bhaiya prestani!

712
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,760
U redu. Samo napred.

713
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680
Sjednite.
- Dođi.

714
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,960
Ulazi u auto.
[ANITA]: Hvala.

715
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,360
[TIWARI BURPS]

716
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,320
TI MORON!

717
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,320
Bolje ti je hvala tvojim zvijezdama
nije podrignuo pred Chhoteom...

718
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,000
Toliko bi ih gurnuo
meci u otvorima za gas -

719
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,760
- taj mesing će početi da teče!

720
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,760
Tiwari ji kontrola...
- Upadaj!

721
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,240
[ANITA]: Idi!

722
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,800
[KRANTI]: Molim vas uđite. Sedite.

723
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,240
[ANITA]: Hvala.

724
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,840
Za šavove, izvadite a
oštar alat iz kutije.

725
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,040
[DOKTOR]: Kao ekser.
- Ovo?  - Tako je, tako je.

726
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,600
[DOKTOR]: Nađite žicu.
- Tako je, tako je.

727
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,000
[DOKTOR] : Zavežite tu žicu za ekser.

728
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,200
Gotovo. Šta sad?

729
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,720
[DOKTOR]: Sada ga gurnite pravo u ranu.
- U redu.

730
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,680
[VIBHUTI VRIŠTA]

731
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,560
[NESVIJESTI]

732
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,160
[ANITA]: Uz svo dužno poštovanje
mogu li pitati,

733
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,480
Hmm?

734
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,920
Šta se tačno dogodilo tvom bratu?

735
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,480
Mislim, kosa mu izgleda izgorela...

736
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,680
I izgleda prilično depresivno.

737
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,560
Negde smo se posvađali...

738
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,120
U redu.

739
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,600
Neko mu je izlio zapaljeni žar na glavu.

740
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,320
Tako mu se i opekla kosa.

741
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,280
U redu.
- Frizeri su već odustali -

742
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,800
Rekao je da ova neplodna zemlja više nije plodna.

743
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,920
[ANITA]: Pa šta?

744
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,400
Mislim, gubitak kose nije
kraj sveta, zar ne?

745
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,640
Govoriš veoma lepo.

746
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,960
[OSMJESI]

747
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,760
Vodim časove doterivanja.

748
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,160
Bhai saab je malo osjetljiv.

749
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,600
pa i ti si,
kada je u pitanju gas.

750
00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,520
Zašto pričaš, a?

751
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,200
Šta je tvoj problem sa gasom?

752
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,000
U stvari, nekada smo imali
10 konja. I štalu.

753
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,720
Ali jednog dana, kada je Chhote bio mali,
jeo je konjsku crnu gram hranu.

754
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,800
I nakon toga… gas je počeo da curi
iz svake pore njegovog tela.

755
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,960
Otac je bio bijesan. Prebio ga je -

756
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,160
- i zaključao ga u štalu
za celu noc.

757
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:21,480
Pa zamislite – s jedne strane su bili konji
propuštajući gas... a na drugoj Chhote.

758
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,240
Gas je imao takav efekat
na njegovom mozgu, da sada...

759
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,640
- na sam pomen gasa,
dobija napade izazvane gasom.

760
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,240
Vau!

761
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,120
Ovo je, gospođo, cela priča.
Jasno?

762
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,040
Tiwari ji, molim te kontroliraj...

763
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,240
Teeka...
- Hmm?

764
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,280
Bojim se da bi Bua ji mogao
pao u neku jamu ili tako nešto...

765
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,880
Jadni si jebeni.

766
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,520
Ayy, osuđeni smo na propast!

767
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,040
[GRUNTS]
- Sviđa mi se! Haha.

768
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,040
Saxena ji? Jesi li ovdje?
- Saxena bhaiya, ti?

769
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,400
Šta ima, Teeka, Tillu?

770
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,200
Reci nam... šta radiš ovde?

771
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,160
pa momci...

772
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,680
Ovo je T-Rex moped.

773
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,160
Sam sam napravio ovog T-Rexa.

774
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,520
To je moj startup.

775
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,400
Na probnoj sam vožnji.

776
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,600
Zainteresovana je japanska kompanija.

777
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,880
Saxena ji, reci nam jednu stvar-
- Hmm?

778
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,120
Po čemu je vaš moped drugačiji
od svih ostalih?

779
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,160
Moj je drugačiji jer -

780
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,560
Napravio sam svoj moped.

781
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,080
- Hmm...
I moped ostalih...

782
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,040
Ostali... nisam ja gradio.
- U redu. sta?

783
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,880
Izvinite me Saxena Bhaiya.
- Da?

784
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,080
Šta je tako posebno u ovome?

785
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,240
Radi na kore od banane.

786
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,400
Kore od banane?!
- Hmm... - Kao... šta?

787
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,760
Saxena bhaiya... Stvar je u nama
moram malo napredovati.

788
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,320
Možemo li povesti vašeg T-Rexa?

789
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,720
Dođi, dođi. Hop on!
- Hvala Saxena ji...

790
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,480
[TEEKA pjevuši]

791
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,840
[TILLU]: VIBUTI G-dine...
[TEEKA]: Gdje si?!

792
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,080
[TIWARI PRDI]
- Ko je to rekao?

793
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,160
Mor (PAUN). Bilo je to mrtvo gospodine.
- Sviđa mi se mor. Još jednom molim!

794
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,400
Bhaiya, stani ovdje.
Moramo da siđemo.

795
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Možemo vas odvesti dalje ako želite.

796
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,560
Kranti, moramo skrenuti lijevo.
Kasnimo.

797
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,240
Ne zaboravite misiju svog brata.

798
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,240
U redu je, zaista. Ovo je naše
svejedno prestani. Hvala puno!

799
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,760
idemo.
- Zapravo, htela sam da pitam...

800
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,400
Hajde, idemo! srešćemo se kasnije,
sastati kako treba. Molim te, dođi, bhabhi ji!

801
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,080
Slušaj... uzmi barem moj broj.

802
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,560
Nikad se ne zna – možda
trebamo nam nekad.

803
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,720
Apsolutno! Molim vas dajte broj.

804
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,160
[TIWARI]: Broj?
- ZAPISI!

805
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,040
Da.

806
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,000
Hajdemo.
[ANITA]: Hvala vam puno.
[TIWARI]: Hvala, Bhaisaab.

807
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,920
A ti – budi jak, ok?
- Da, gospođo. hoću.

808
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,280
[TIWARI]: Požuri bhabi ji...

809
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,320
Koliko si dugo
da buljim u nju?

810
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,080
[TELEFON ZVONI]

811
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640
Zašto poštena gospođa sada zove?

812
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,960
Pošteno gospođo zdravo....

813
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,240
Happu Singh ji, gdje
jesi li stigao?

814
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,440
[ŠOKIRANI]

815
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,760
Arre Dada, setio sam se!

816
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,360
Poštena gospođa je u nevolji!

817
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,920
fer gospođo, odlazim,
Mislim, već sam otišao.

818
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,920
Više od pola puta.
Prekidaš - javljam se.

819
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,160
[HAPPU]: Bože! mrtav sam!

820
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,760
Saxena ji, tvoja prečica nas je stigla
zaglavljen usred džungle!

821
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,400
Momci, biogorivo - u osnovi,
fue - je gotova.

822
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:43,600
Sada se ovaj T-Rex neće pomaknuti
centimetar bez kore od banane.

823
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,560
Gdje ćemo dovraga naći
kore od banane u ovoj džungli?

824
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,600
[PRODAVAČKA]: Uzmi malo... Uzmi malo...

825
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,520
sta?

826
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,160
Heh. Predivna dama nudi
usred džungle!

827
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,040
Šta ova devojka govori?

828
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,240
[PRODAVAČKA]: Kupi banane...
banane…

829
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,480
[SAKSENA]: Sestro... Sestro...
- Ti prljavi um!

830
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,480
[SAKSENA]: Našli smo banane! Imamo ih!
- Ona prodaje banane.

831
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,960
- Govorila je o prodaji banana.
[SAKSENA]: Našli smo banane!

832
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,880
Imamo banane!
Sada će raditi.

833
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,480
[PRODAVAČKA]: Šta radiš?!

834
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,120
[PRODAVAČKA]: Hej!
- Bog je sa nama.

835
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,960
Vi ste, gospođo, princ sa sjajnim oklopom.
Izvini, princezo sa oklopom.

836
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,960
Baš su nam trebale banane.

837
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,000
Vidite ovu korpu banana?

838
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,440
Da.

839
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,000
Ne želimo da kupujemo banane.

840
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,120
Želimo da kupimo kore od banane.

841
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,880
Ali gospodine, ako uzmete samo kore,
šta da radim sa bananama?

842
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,800
Uzmi banane.

843
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,280
Sviđa mi se!

844
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,560
Počnite piling! Počnite piling!

845
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,160
Čekaj!

846
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,320
O ne… Bacchu Bhaiya! Bacchu Bhaiya zove!
- Takođe počinješ da se guliš.

847
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,280
[TEEKA]: Pozdrav, Bacchu bhaiya.

848
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,320
Hej, uputi video poziv.

849
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,920
Ne povezuje se sa mog kraja.

850
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:48,880
Bacchu bhaiya...

851
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,640
Bua ji je potpuno siguran.

852
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,360
Stojeći pored nas,
svi mirni i srećni.

853
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,000
Prestani da pričaš gluposti.

854
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,480
[BACCU]: Uputite video poziv.
Neću se opustiti dok...

855
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,400
Vidim je svojim očima.

856
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,520
Ne možemo vam pokazati.
[BACCU]: Zašto ne?

857
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,880
Jer… ona se trenutno kupa.

858
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,280
I kako možete gledati svoje
sopstveni Bua ji se kupa?

859
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,680
Kakve gluposti pričaš!
halo? Bacchu Bhaiya? Postoji problem sa mrežom.

860
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,520
Zdravo, zdravo, zdravo... Odjebi!

861
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,880
prokleto...

862
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,000
Nešto je definitivno sumnjivo…

863
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,400
Aaahhhhhhhhh....

864
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,000
Šta se desilo, Bharbhuti ji?
Već sam izvadio metak.

865
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,560
Zašto onda toliko stenješ?

866
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,480
Bhabi ji...

867
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,160
Bhabhi ji, pucanje nije škodilo
koliko i tvoja operacija!

868
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,680
Način na koji si ga otvorio—
bogami, rasturio si ga!

869
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,640
Oh bože!

870
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,560
Šta to govoriš, Bharbhuti ji?

871
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,480
Uklonio sam metak sa toliko truda

872
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,120
a ti mene kriviš?

873
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,400
ti si takav...

874
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,240
sta si rekao?
Nisam to čuo. Reci ponovo?

875
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,040
ti si takav...

876
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,480
Aahh… još jednom, Bhabhi ji?
[ANGOORI]: Ti si takav...

877
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,800
[VIBHUTI]: O bože...

878
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,680
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[TIWARI]: Angoori...

879
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,920
[ANITA]: VIBHU...

880
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,560
Ona uvek dolazi kod
pogrešno vrijeme, svaki put.

881
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,480
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[ANGOORI]: LADDU KE BHAIYA...
[TIWARI]: Angoori...

882
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,240
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[TIWARI]: PAGLI (Angoori)...

883
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,520
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[VIBUTI]: Polako, lako. Pogođen sam.

884
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,480
[ANITA]: Ok, ok. jesi li dobro?

885
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,640
Nekako...

886
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:15,720
Pagli...

887
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,320
Zašto si se uključio?
sa ovim ludakom?

888
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,280
Izvini me Tiwari ji...

889
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,960
Ovaj ludak je rizikovao svoj život
da spasim Bhabhi ji.

890
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,000
Dobio sam metak za nju!

891
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,640
Velike riječi su za one koji primaju metke
na grudima, ne na zadnjici!

892
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,640
SHUT UP TIWARI JI!

893
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,480
Vibhu, idemo. Naći ćemo doktora
da uklonite metak što pre.

894
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,640
Ne bebo, ne. Bhabhi ji ga je već izvadio,
lično, svojim rukama.

895
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,840
Da, jesam.

896
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,160
Izvini, Bhabhi ji,
dođi ovamo na sekund.

897
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,720
Hajde dođi.
- Šta to radiš?

898
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,440
- Hej
[ANITA]: Šta dođavola?

899
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,360
Ostanite mirni.
- Aaaaahhhhhh

900
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,960
Vibhu, idemo kući. Idemo sada.

901
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,400
Ne bebo, ne. Nije moguće. Ovo je gangster
teritorija. Možda su još uvijek u blizini.

902
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,000
Da Anita ji, Bharbhuti ji je u pravu.
Sada je previše viskija za izlazak.

903
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,200
Vrijeme je za viski, ali
Pagli, rizično je, ne viski!

904
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,600
Dobro si shvatio!

905
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,080
[TELEFON ZVONI]

906
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,640
Zdravo, šta je bilo?

907
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,720
Stavi Anita ji na telefon.

908
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,280
Tiwari ji, daj mi ga.

909
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,160
Zdravo, ovo je Anita Mishra.

910
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,560
gdje si ti

911
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,600
Trenutno daleko... ali voleo bih da sam...

912
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,840
Trebamo vašu pomoć.

913
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,320
Ta stara ruševina blizu mesta gde si nas spustio...

914
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,240
— molim vas, dođite odmah.

915
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Šta se desilo, Anita ji?
Je li sve u redu?

916
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,600
U velikoj smo nevolji.

917
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,720
Neki nasilnici nas jure.
Molim vas dođite brzo.

918
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,480
bhaiya...

919
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,280
Ko je bila ta Anita ji?
- Anreo.

920
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,040
Angel?

921
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,920
Reci mi, Bharbhuti ji...
- Šta sad?

922
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200
Čovek čoveku…

923
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,320
Jesi li skinuo cele pantalone?
ispred Angoori ili samo pola?

924
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:24,600
Tiwari ji, skinuo sam samo pola.
Bhabhi ji nije vidio moja koljena.

925
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,200
Mogu li sada dobiti malo mira?
- Ko te zaustavlja?

926
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,240
[TIWARI]: Bilo koje mesto, bilo kada, razdvojene noge
i fontana je uključena.

927
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:42,960
Tiwari ji...

928
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,080
Bhabi ji...
- Ti kreteni su ovde.

929
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,160
Oh boze.
- Oh bože.

930
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,600
Tiwari ji, telefon!

931
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,040
[TELEFON ZVONI]

932
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,160
Javi se.

933
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,880
Da Anita ji?
- Gde si?

934
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,880
Nasilnici su nas pratili ovamo.

935
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,120
[KRANTI]: Ne znaju ko
petljaju sa.

936
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,880
Samo se smiri, Anita ji.
bhaiyya...

937
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,800
[Prigušeni vriskovi]
- Šuti...

938
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,200
Nešto se zaglavilo…
- Gde?

939
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,560
Tamo dole… dole nisko…

940
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,880
škakljivo je...

941
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,560
Našao sam.

942
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,320
Oh bože!
- Cigareta!

943
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,600
Bhabi ji, da li je reakcija zaista neophodna?

944
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,920
Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa je popušio cigaretu!

945
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,840
Trči!

946
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,080
[VIBHUTI CLIČE]
[TIWARI]: Šta se dogodilo?

947
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,480
[Prigušeni vriskovi]
Oh bože!

948
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,040
sta se desilo?

949
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,720
Tamo gde je bio metak...
Sada je u njega zaboden ekser.

950
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,120
[ANGOORI]: O bože!

951
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,000
[ANITA]: U redu je. u redu je.

952
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:39,800
[TELEFON ZVONI]

953
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:57,920
[SVIRA PJESMA]

954
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,600
Gdje je Angoori?
Hej, ko si ti?

955
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,840
ko si ti
A šta si ti za Angoori ji?

956
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,360
Ja sam njena majka!
ko si ti

957
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,720
Oh, saasu maa (svekrva)!
Pozdrav!

958
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,080
Zašto me zoveš saasu maa?!
ko si ti

959
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,800
[PUCAJ]

960
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,920
Vibhu! To je on! To je anđeo!
Dođite, dođite, svi!
- Hajde laddoo ke bhaiya.

961
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,240
[ŠAPUĆE]
Kranti ji... Kranti ji...

962
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,600
O moj bože!

963
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,640
O dragi, Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa!
On je taj koji nas je privukao!

964
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800
Bhabhi ji, privučen?
Mislite napadnuti, zar ne?

965
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,280
Dobro si shvatio!

966
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,480
[KORACI]

967
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,920
OH BOŽE!

968
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,280
Evo jednog za vas:

969
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,480
Sa zapaljenim žarom,

970
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,720
upalio si mi želje...

971
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,680
Toliko rupa ću napraviti u tvom tijelu,

972
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,000
Traktor bi mogao proći pravo!

973
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:40,480
Vau!
Toliko težine u vašoj noši!

974
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,320
Bhabhi ji, ne kahlica, mislila si na poeziju!

975
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,080
Dobro si shvatio!
Tvoja pjesma zaista ima takvu težinu!

976
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,360
Kao i ovaj pištolj.

977
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,720
Sada udahni zadnji dah.

978
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,320
žao mi je. Žao mi je!

979
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,440
[Podrigivanje]

980
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,080
[WRITHING]

981
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,720
[SVI VRIŠTAJ]
- Chhote chhote....

982
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,600
[SVI VRIŠTAJ]
- Chhote chhote....

983
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,080
[VIBHUTI]: Nateraj ga da njuši cipele!
- Baba je otišla gore chhote...

984
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,760
[VIBHUTI]: Tuci ga cipelama!
[ANGOORI]: Ja ću voziti.

985
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,600
[ANITA]: O bože Tiwari ji...
[ANGOORI]: O bože Laddoo ke bhaiya...

986
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,880
[ANGOORI]: O bože...
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji izađi!

987
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,560
[SVI KAŠLJAJU]

988
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:52,760
[ANGOORI]: Vau...
-TIWARI JI...

989
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,160
Preokrenuo si sve
auto u gasnu komoru!

990
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,240
Zaista, laddoo ke bhaiya!
- Tiwari ji...

991
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,600
Uradi jednu stvar-
idi iza tog grmlja
i prvo olakšaj sebi.

992
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,560
Tek tada idemo dalje.

993
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,520
Ukrao si moje riječi, Bhabhi ji.

994
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,120
Zato što ga dugo njušimo!

995
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:07,880
Tvoj, nitkovo!

996
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,480
[STEĆANJE]
- Pažljivo Laddoo ke bhaiya...

997
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,360
Vibhu, trebalo bi da dozvoliš svoje
i rane dobijaju malo vazduha.

998
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,600
Tiwari jijev "vazduh" je bio uperen
na same moje rane!

999
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,200
[UZDAS]

1000
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,480
[cviljenje]

1001
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,960
BHABI JI....

1002
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,040
Tiwari ji...
[TIWARI]: BHABI JI...

1003
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,480
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji...
Laddoo ke bhaiya...

1004
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,120
Kakav srećni kraj Laddo ke Bhaiya...

1005
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,840
Neće imati srećan kraj.
Mislite 'dogodilo'.

1006
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,680
Dobro si shvatio!
sta se desilo?

1007
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,440
Šta da kažem Bhabi ji...

1008
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,320
U trenutku kada sam seo
da se olakšam,

1009
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,080
Osećao sam se kao neko -

1010
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,040
- zabio mi dvije igle u zadnjicu.
- Šta?

1011
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,880
Tada sam vidio zmiju kako puzi
van ispod mene...

1012
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,000
i klizite u obližnje žbunje!

1013
01:01:59,200 --> 01:01:59,880
[ANGOORI]: O bože!

1014
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,960
umrijet ću...
- Ne ne...

1015
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,160
Ako se nešto desi laddoo ke bhaiya,
Odreći ću se i svog života!

1016
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,240
Vibhu, znaš li kako
da isisam otrov?

1017
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,080
NO.

1018
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,280
Onda ću isisati
otrov iz laddoo ke bhaiya...

1019
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,280
Ne Bhabhi ji, to nije sočan mango!

1020
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,320
Pa da pustim da laddoo ke bhaiya umre?

1021
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,160
Isisaću otrov!

1022
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,120
No Bhabi ji!

1023
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,000
Nećete isisati njegov otrov!

1024
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,000
Ako će neko isisati otrov -
to ću biti ja!

1025
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:31,880
Vibhu, pazi da ne progutaš
čak i kap otrova!

1026
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,800
Nema veze.
- Požuri. Umrijet ću!

1027
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,640
[STEĆANJE]
- Požuri.

1028
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,680
[VIBHUTI STENJE]

1029
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,920
Vibhu...

1030
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,240
[OBJE STENJE]

1031
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,840
[VIBHUTI]: Podigni guzu.

1032
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,560
[TIWARI]: To golica.

1033
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,400
[TIWARI] : Ovo je prvi put da je neko
jezik je dotakao to mesto!
- O bože!

1034
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,560
[ANGOORI se hihota]
[VIBHUTI]: Prestani da pričaš gluposti i diži se!

1035
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,680
[TIWARI]: Koliko još?

1036
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600
[VIBHUTI]: Koliko god možete.

1037
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,720
[TIWARI]: Evo!
[VIBHUTI]: Ovo je dovoljno.

1038
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,200
Oh bože!

1039
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,200
jesi li dobro?
- Da.

1040
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,440
Bhabi ji...

1041
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,520
Isisao sam sav otrov.

1042
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,480
gospođo...

1043
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,400
slušaj...

1044
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,400
sta se desilo?

1045
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,760
Izgubio sam zmiju.

1046
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,240
Jeste li ga vidjeli?
- O da...

1047
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,720
Ujela me jedna zmija i
uvukao se u to grmlje!

1048
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,880
Ne brinite o ugrizu!
Potpuno je neotrovan!

1049
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,080
Nagendra! Gdje si, sine?
Nagendra!

1050
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,640
[Pljuva]

1051
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:46,040
pošteno gospođo... pošteno gospođo... pošteno gospođo...

1052
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,880
Hej stani! brate!

1053
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,120
Slušaj... Popravi to brzo, brzo!
- Da.

1054
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,200
Zašto nas je ovaj inspektor zaustavio?
- Ko zna?

1055
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,680
pošteno gospođo... pošteno gospođo...
pošteno gospođo...

1056
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,440
Šta je bilo, inspektore ji?
Zašto skandirate "poštena gospođo"?

1057
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,440
Zapravo slušajte, jeste li vidjeli a
vrlo svijetle puti okolo?

1058
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:13,840
Toliko poštena da ako uđe u mračnu sobu,
nećeš morati da pališ svetlo, kunem se!

1059
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,120
Ona je baš fer.

1060
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,880
A sa njom je i ovaj nitkov...

1061
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,360
Zalijepljen za nju kao pijavica.

1062
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,800
Ako ga jednom vidite, nećete
kao da ga ponovo vidim.

1063
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,560
Inspektore, nismo nikoga vidjeli.

1064
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,440
Pozdrav.
- Pozdrav... Čekaj...
Zaboravi pozdrave – slušaj me…

1065
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,920
Ako postoji neka kontrolna postaja u blizini,
molim te ostavi me.

1066
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,360
Inspektore ji, žurimo.
Molim vas pustite nas.

1067
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,680
Takva žurba? sta se desava

1068
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:37,880
[HAPPU]: Da?

1069
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,040
Idem da sahranim leš...

1070
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,240
- ili već zakopan, braćo?

1071
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,680
[SMEJE SE]

1072
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,840
[HAPPU]: Samo sam se šalio.

1073
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,680
Slušaj, upali auto.
Odbaci me blizu kontrolne stanice.

1074
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,560
[HAPPU]: Idemo brzo.
Upali auto.

1075
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,560
On je drzak.

1076
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,560
[MEHANIČAR]: Gospodine...

1077
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,920
Da?
- Vaš auto je spreman.

1078
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,240
Moj auto? Ovo je moj auto? - Da.
[KRANTI]: On je džinovski nitkov.

1079
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,320
brate...

1080
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,840
Hvala ti. Vidimo se opet.

1081
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,640
Idemo brate.

1082
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,920
[ANITA]: Angoori ji, zaustavi auto...

1083
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,320
Inspektore gospodine!
Mi... trebamo vašu pomoć!

1084
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:30,320
Gospodine, neki kreteni nas jure,
zaista loši!

1085
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,640
To dvoje su braća.

1086
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,200
Shanti i Kranti!
- Da.

1087
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,040
ne brini.

1088
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,960
Pozvaću podršku.

1089
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,600
Sve ćemo vas bezbedno odvesti kući.

1090
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,840
Hvala vam 'poglavlje' gospodine.
- Šta to govoriš?

1091
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,560
To je inspektor, a ne poglavlje!
Pokušavaš da nas ubiješ?

1092
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,800
[ANITA SMILES]
- Dobro si shvatio!

1093
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,480
Donesi im čaj ili nešto!

1094
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,320
[TIWARI]: Thank you.

1095
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,200
Don’t worry, Vibhu.

1096
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,720
We’re safe now.
- Znam.

1097
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,560
[INSPECTOR]: You take
care of the blockade.

1098
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,960
Izgleda da je rezervna kopija ovdje,
right Inspector sir?

1099
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,760
[ANGOORI]: Oh god.
[INSPEKTOR]: Da, rezervna kopija.

1100
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,240
[TIWARI SHOUTS]
[ANGOORI]: O bože!

1101
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,160
Greetings bhaiya.
Ostanite blagoslovljeni. jesi li dobro?

1102
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,840
jesi li dobro?
- Pozdrav Kranti bhaiya.

1103
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,000
Policajac radi sa njima!

1104
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,000
Evo ih.

1105
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:50,960
[Prigušeni vriskovi]

1106
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,160
[SVIRA MUZIKA]
[BAČU PJEVMANJE]

1107
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:57,840
[GOON]: Hajde...

1108
01:06:59,320 --> 01:06:59,800
[GOON]: Sedi...

1109
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,120
[MASTER GRUNTS]

1110
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:04,440
[BAČU PJEVMANJE]

1111
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,800
Brate, kakvo je ovo ponašanje?

1112
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,800
Zašto smo ovako dovedeni?

1113
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,400
Recite nam… Recite nam… Recite nam!

1114
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,280
hmm...

1115
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,760
Čuo sam da Teeka i
Tillu su tvoji prijatelji?

1116
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,320
Vidi, ako su ti ljudi uzeli
novac od tebe i pobegao,

1117
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,760
Odužiću ti se.

1118
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,640
Jer... imam puno novca, u redu?

1119
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,120
Ali pusti me.

1120
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,320
Vidite, mi zaista ne znamo
gde su ti momci.

1121
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,240
[BACHHU]: Stvarno?

1122
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,760
Onda vas moram upoznati sa Gulabijom.

1123
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,240
Gulabija...?

1124
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,680
Brate, gde je ovaj Gulabija?
Zovi je.

1125
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,360
Gulabia...

1126
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:45,880
FIRE!

1127
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,560
Recite mi, prijatelji...

1128
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,840
Ali ako ništa ne znamo,

1129
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,400
kako se možemo setiti bilo čega?

1130
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,600
Dakle, nećete se sećati.

1131
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,240
U redu. Momci, primijenite
opojni parfem na njima.

1132
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,720
Ali ne vidimo nijednu damu u blizini,

1133
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,200
- dostojan ovako zavodljivog mirisa!

1134
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,680
Ovaj opojni miris
nije za ženu,

1135
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,920
Koristimo ga na našim kravama i bivolima.

1136
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,320
Kada ih poprskamo,

1137
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:25,760
brat Zorawar dobija,

1138
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,640
- pobuđen mirisom.
A onda...

1139
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,200
Usput, ko je ovaj Zorawar?

1140
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,040
Zorawar je bik naše štale.

1141
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,920
[SVI VRIŠTU]

1142
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,240
[KRANTI]: Šta da radimo
sa njima sada, Bhaiya?

1143
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,520
[SHANTI]: Mamajijeva kuća je u blizini.

1144
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,640
[SHANTI]: Hajde da ih prvo odvedemo tamo,
onda shvati ostalo.

1145
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,840
Na osnovu toga koliko
kore ljudi bacaju,

1146
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:06,400
[AUTI ZVIJU]
možemo izračunati koliko
pumpe za gorivo koje možemo postaviti.

1147
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,040
[TEEKA i TILLU]: BUAJI! BUAJI! BUAJI!

1148
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,120
Saxena ji! Zaustavi bicikl!

1149
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,400
Naš Buaji je otišao!

1150
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,320
Brate, ovo je oštar zaokret.
Ne mogu se okrenuti!

1151
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,600
Ovdje se radi.
Ovo je probni rad!

1152
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,080
Okreni bicikl!
Sviđa mi se!

1153
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,440
[SHANTI i KRANTI]: Maasab! Maasab!

1154
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,520
[SHANTI]: Maasab!

1155
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,280
Jesi li zaspao?

1156
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,640
Hej.
- Maasab...

1157
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,720
Shanti-Kranti...

1158
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,880
Nakon toliko vremena!
- da...

1159
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,480
[MAASAB SE SMIJE]
[SHANTI i KRANTI]: Pranaam!
[MAASAB] : Šta?!

1160
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,880
Šta ti se desilo sa kosom?

1161
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,320
Izgleda kao da ga je pacov žvakao!

1162
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,520
Maasab…

1163
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,400
Da Maasab.
Ovo su pacovi koji su to uradili.

1164
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,360
ti prokleti...

1165
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,800
Kako se usuđuju?!

1166
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,200
Znate li uopće ko su oni?

1167
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,000
majka...
[VIBHUTI] : MAMA...
[SHANTI] : Maasab!

1168
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,760
Maasab... Šta si ti..
Vi ste učitelj!

1169
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,600
oprosti mi…

1170
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,920
Malo sam se zaneo.

1171
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,960
Pokaži mi njihova lica!

1172
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:08,800
[CHIKLES]

1173
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,240
U redu!

1174
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,760
Oh Bože!

1175
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,160
Mamaji!

1176
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,520
Angoori!

1177
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,600
Mamaji!
- Ćerko!

1178
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,760
sta se desava
- Nemam pojma!

1179
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:29,960
[KLIK NAOČALE]
[SHANTI i KRANTI] : Živjeli...

1180
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:38,800
Shanti...

1181
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,760
Znaš Angoori
je moja nećaka, zar ne?

1182
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,200
Deca prave greške...

1183
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,280
- zašto onda?

1184
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,640
Već smo im oprostili (dame).

1185
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,760
Ne kažnjavamo ih, Masabe.

1186
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,600
Ne! Reci mu Chhote.

1187
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,360
Bhaiya će oženiti tvoju nećakinju,
i oženiću njenu komšinicu.

1188
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,680
Ali... oboje su već u braku!

1189
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,280
A sutra će biti udovice, Maasab

1190
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,520
sta?
- Ubićemo im muževe.

1191
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,600
Opusti se.

1192
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,120
I oženiti udovicu
je plemenito djelo Masaab.

1193
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,360
majko...
- Masaab...

1194
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,080
Ti si majstor ji...

1195
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,000
žao mi je.
Zaneo sam se.

1196
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,040
Ali sine...
- Nema 'ako' i nema 'ali' masterji.

1197
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,600
[KRANTI]: Počnite pripreme
za veliko venčanje.

1198
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,200
Blagoslovi nas.
Poklonite nam svoje ćerke.

1199
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:37,320
Ako to ne uradite...
We’ll give you away to the gods.

1200
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,720
Ostanite blagoslovljeni.
Bog te blagoslovio. Sve najbolje.

1201
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,160
Trebali smo dobiti
Banana cura sa nama.

1202
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:00,920
do...

1203
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,480
cekaj...

1204
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,000
That same familiar bad smell is back.

1205
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,520
Može li biti…?
Isn’t this from Inspector?

1206
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,920
[AUTO SE PRIBLIŽAVA]

1207
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:11,840
TO JE ON!

1208
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,600
[OBA]: Inspektore...

1209
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,760
Svaka cast inspektore!

1210
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,840
[HAPPU]: Momci!
[TEEKA]: Greetings Inspector!

1211
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,400
What are you doing here with this idiot?

1212
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,440
Forget that, what are you doing here?

1213
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,720
Pa... iz vedra neba,
Zvala me poštena gospođa.

1214
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,760
Hmm?
- Zvučalo je kao da je u nevolji.

1215
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,440
Pokušavam da je nađem.

1216
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,240
Otišla sam na adresu koju mi je dala,
ali tamo nije bilo nikoga...

1217
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,120
Naravno da ne…
- Šta?

1218
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,200
Videli smo je kako ide ovuda.
- Otišla je ovuda?!

1219
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,080
Da. Ovuda!
- Hajde, brzo! Ulazi!

1220
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,200
Hajde brzo!
[SAKSENA]: Momci...

1221
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,880
Šta je sa mojim T-Rexom?

1222
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,640
Tvoj T-Rex? Ovaj bicikl se sklapa?
- Da.

1223
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,240
Zatim ga presavijte i gurnite u...

1224
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,760
Zaboravi, ludače! Hajde!
Kasnimo.

1225
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,040
Moramo pronaći Vibhuti Setha.
[HAPPU]: Svi ukrcani?

1226
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:57,200
[TEEKA]: Idemo.
[TILLU]: Već smo u velikoj nevolji.

1227
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,840
Guram T-rexa u moj...

1228
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600
Sviđa mi se!

1229
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:15,840
Shanty… Shanti ji, vidi,
desilo se šta se desilo.

1230
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,280
Žao mi je što se dogodilo.
Zaista mi je jako žao.

1231
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,880
Ne možemo podnijeti da vidimo nekoga u bolu.
Dakle, danas...

1232
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,440
Ja ću te osloboditi
oboje od tvoje patnje.

1233
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,640
Hvala.

1234
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,640
Ali ja uopšte ne patim!

1235
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,800
Ne pati?! Ti nitkove!
Ne boli te?

1236
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,120
Ti bas*****!
Vidi bol!

1237
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:40,160
Pretvorio si moju ćelavu u a
roštilj i igranje žarom!

1238
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,400
I kažeš da te ne boli?!

1239
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,600
Ne ne! Boli nas, veliki bol!
Nas oboje.

1240
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,160
Molim te, nemoj nas ubiti!

1241
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,360
Ko je išta rekao o tome da te ubije?

1242
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,320
neću te ubiti.

1243
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,080
Vidiš? Rekao sam ti, neće nas ubiti!

1244
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,600
On je fin momak.

1245
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,520
Igraćemo igru ​​između vas dvoje.

1246
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,120
ruski rulet.

1247
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,680
ruski rulet?

1248
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,080
Umm... Šta to znači?
Pravilo na ruskom?

1249
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,640
Ti magarce! to znači,

1250
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,440
Ovaj revolver ima šest utora.

1251
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,560
Napunio sam samo jedan metak.

1252
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,600
Oboje ćete se smenjivati
pucajući jedni na druge.

1253
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,080
Jedan slot ima smrt, drugi…

1254
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,160
zivot...

1255
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,400
[ANGOORI]: Anita ji, počni!

1256
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,880
On dolazi.

1257
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:33,480
[LAŽNI PLAČ]

1258
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,880
Anita ji, molim te ne plači.

1259
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,680
Inače će ljudi reći Anita
plakala pred 'marinatom'.

1260
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,240
[JECANJE]
Angoori ji, to je brak, a ne mariniranje.

1261
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,880
Dobro si shvatio.

1262
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,680
sta se desilo?
Zašto plačeš?

1263
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,560
[JECANJE SE NASTAVLJA]

1264
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,840
Šta drugo možemo učiniti?

1265
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,440
Upravo ćeš nas ubiti
muževi pre našeg venčanja.

1266
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,440
Čemu žurba da ih ubijemo, ha?

1267
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:04,280
sta?

1268
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,800
mislim…

1269
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,920
- zar ne možete izbušiti naše
muževi posle venčanja?

1270
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,120
Angoori ji, ne bušilica…
žele da ubiju.

1271
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,600
Dobro si shvatio!

1272
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,520
Drži se uspravno…

1273
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,240
Uperi u njegovu lobanju.

1274
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,120
Pucaj!

1275
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,920
pogledaj...

1276
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,920
Vidi... on je Bhabi jiin muž.

1277
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,680
Kako da ga upucam?
- Pucaj!

1278
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,360
[ANGOORI]: Bharbuti ji...

1279
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,960
Bhabi ji...

1280
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,240
sta radis ovde?
- Barbhuti ji...

1281
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,040
Laddu ke Bhaiya… otišao je.

1282
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,920
Da li je ikada bio?
- Huh? sta si rekao?

1283
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,880
Nastavi.

1284
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,120
Ne mogu više da živim tako bezbojan život.

1285
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,800
Evo sindora.
Ispuni mi liniju kose.

1286
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,520
U redu.

1287
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,520
Naravno.

1288
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,840
Bhabi ji... Uradiću to.

1289
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,560
Uradi to, dušo.
- Dušo?!

1290
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,160
u redu...

1291
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,840
Bharbhuti ji.... Dođi ovamo!
- Šta?

1292
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,000
sta radis

1293
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,040
MAMA!

1294
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,800
Pucaj!
- Naravno.

1295
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,560
Žao mi je Tiwari ji...

1296
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,080
[KLIKOVI NA TRIGER]

1297
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,000
On je preživio!

1298
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,040
Sad je tvoj red.

1299
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,240
Daj mu revolver.

1300
01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,640
Pucaj.

1301
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,360
Tiwari ji, ne u oko, molim.

1302
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,960
Mrtvo tijelo će izgledati ružno.
Probajte u hramu ili negdje ljepše.

1303
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,760
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji...

1304
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,080
Bhabi ji, ti?
- Tiwari ji...

1305
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,840
Vibhu je mnogo volio ovu lizalicu.

1306
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,160
Ali on više nije živ.

1307
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,720
Hoćeš li ga popušiti?

1308
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,080
Degustacija lizalice iz vaše ruke...

1309
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:41,280
Poslaće talase radosti
svaku ćeliju mog tijela!

1310
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,120
Hajde!

1311
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,680
[ANITA]: Da, Tiwari ji...

1312
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,480
On ti sisa prst?

1313
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,400
On ti sisa prst?
- Zašto?

1314
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,640
ne znam. On je naivac.

1315
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,360
Tiwari ji, sišeš joj prst!

1316
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,320
Dođi ovamo!

1317
01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,480
Eeeee!

1318
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,240
Vatra!

1319
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,600
Hajde, pucaj!

1320
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:13,600
[Odjeci pucnjave]

1321
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,000
MAMA!

1322
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,440
KRANTI!

1323
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,640
Hej... hvala...
- Hvala.

1324
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,320
Brate, kako da nađemo Buajija sada?

1325
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,400
Mogao bih hodati brže od ovoga!

1326
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,040
Prokleti idiote!
Prokleti polumrtav pas
može hodati brže od ovoga!

1327
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,640
Sram vas bilo i vašeg bicikla!

1328
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,600
Otkinuti dvije gume i
idi umri, moronu!

1329
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,440
Živjeli.
- Živeli.

1330
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,240
Bhaiya, večeras sam zvao plesače.

1331
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,160
Posebno za tebe.
- Oh ne!

1332
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,520
Tvoj potencijalni Bhabi je gore.
ne ne ne...

1333
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,800
Bhaiya, bar pogledaj!

1334
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,240
[KLAPOVI]

1335
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,920
[MUZIKA POČINJE]

1336
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:52,840
Oh Bože!

1337
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,040
Angoori...
- Hmm?

1338
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,880
Zašto su tvoje usne tako kamene?

1339
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,680
Jer sam muškarac.
- Čovek!

1340
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,840
Hej... Šta... Ti...
[KRANTI SE SMIJE]

1341
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,160
sta si ti...?
[KRANTI SE SMIJE]

1342
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,400
bhaiya...
- Naterala si čoveka da me poljubi!

1343
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,280
Idi!
- Gubi se.

1344
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,760
Tiwari ji... Pogođen sam u zadnjicu.
ne mogu ga pomjeriti.

1345
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,800
Bar to uradite kako treba.

1346
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,920
Kako mogu?
Moj stomak je već naduvan.

1347
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,680
Ako podrignem, on će me izbosti makazama!

1348
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,440
U kakvom smo neredu, Tiwari ji.

1349
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,480
Sve je to zbog tebe!

1350
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,200
Da li je trebalo bacati ugalj?

1351
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,600
Nisam bacio!
Iskočilo je samo od sebe.

1352
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,760
Kako se to uopšte dešava?!
Odvukla si me u pakao.

1353
01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:57,640
Pokret! Pokret!
Gubi se odavde!

1354
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,080
Rekao mi je!

1355
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,200
Bhaiya, hajde!
Ti izlazi!

1356
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,680
To se zove sisa za dlaku, Chhote!

1357
01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,440
mama ji...

1358
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,120
pogledaj...

1359
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,160
Kako forsiraju

1360
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,560
Laddoo ke Bhaiya i Barbhuti ji za ples!

1361
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,960
a ujutro,
planiraju da ih ubiju!

1362
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:22,080
Ne znam šta da radim!

1363
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,920
Mama ji, ako se nešto desi
za Laddoo's Bhaiya,

1364
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,040
Kunem se da ću se odreći svog života upravo ovdje!

1365
01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:29,680
Ne draga!

1366
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,080
ne govori to.

1367
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,920
Razumijem tvoju bespomoćnost.

1368
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,240
Ali te majke....
- O bože!

1369
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:37,800
Izvini draga.

1370
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,240
Zaneo sam se.

1371
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,960
Zapravo, neću moći
da vam pomognem direktno.

1372
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,680
Ali postoji način.

1373
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,000
Ako kreneš tim putem,
nešto bi se moglo dogoditi.

1374
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,480
Mamaji, samo nam reci put.
Uradićemo sve što je potrebno!

1375
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,280
Krenite odavde i idite na jug.

1376
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,240
Samo na kratkoj udaljenosti
je hram naših predaka.

1377
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,600
Tamo je drevni idol.

1378
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,880
Ispod tog idola je tajni tunel.

1379
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,200
Možete pobjeći kroz njega.

1380
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,240
Šta se dešava ovde?

1381
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,800
Shanti beta...
[SHANTI]: Da?

1382
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,480
Razgovarao sam sa obe devojke.

1383
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:22,320
Oh da?

1384
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,280
[MAMAJI]: Našao sam rješenje.

1385
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,320
Čak i ako sada ubiješ ovo dvoje...
- da...

1386
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,360
- i dalje će biti udate žene.

1387
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:28,440
sta?
- Ne.

1388
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:29,400
Dakle, evo boljeg plana...

1389
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,440
U blizini se nalazi drevni hram.

1390
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,240
To je iz vremena naših predaka.

1391
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,440
Tamo ćemo odvesti ovu četvoricu.

1392
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,400
Hmm.

1393
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,120
Tamo ćemo provesti ritual
raskinu sve svoje bračne veze.

1394
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,080
Kada se to uradi, biće
slobodni od svojih muževa.

1395
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,560
A onda se vas dvoje možete udati za njih.
Takođe ću biti bez krivice!

1396
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,320
Vau! Da li je to zaista moguće?

1397
01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:48,120
Naravno da jeste!
- Ne!

1398
01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,000
Ne! Neću ostaviti svoju ženu!

1399
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,080
Ona je ljubav mog života!
Neću je pustiti!

1400
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,560
majko...
- Majka ili otac...

1401
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,160
Neću se razvesti od nje!

1402
01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,200
Vibhu… Pokušajte da razumete.  Vibhu...

1403
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,200
u redu je.
- I pagli, neću otići
i ti. Bez obzira na sve!

1404
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,160
Laddoo ke Bhaiya, pokušaj da shvatiš…

1405
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,480
Šta tu ima da se razume?!
Rekao sam ti da se neću razvesti od tebe.

1406
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,040
Jeste li završili?!
Svi su završili sa svojom dramom?

1407
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,480
Prebijte ih!

1408
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:13,760
Kranti...

1409
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,600
Sutra ideš u hram...

1410
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:19,680
Završite sve rituale
i okončati ovaj brak.

1411
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,440
Da Bhaiya.
- Apsolutno.

1412
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,000
[SHANTI]: Odlično!

1413
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:27,600
[VIBHUTI GRUNTS]

1414
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,160
Kranti ji, stani.

1415
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:32,400
Stani tu.
Ne možete dalje.

1416
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,840
Zašto?
- Stvar je u tome što hramska tradicija to kaže

1417
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:40,120
- samo ljudi koji imaju 'prdeza'
može ići dalje od ove tačke.

1418
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,040
Vaš 'prdnjak' je s vama, zar ne?

1419
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,160
sta si rekao?
- Ona znači 'partner' muškarac.

1420
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,600
Dobro si shvatio!

1421
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:49,800
Kranti ji, za sada je moj partner.

1422
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,280
Još niste, pa vas molim
ne idi dalje.

1423
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,000
Ne idem gore sa tobom!
- Vibhu, hajde!

1424
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,520
ne idem gore.
Računaj na mene.

1425
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,520
Laddoo ke Bhaiya...
[TIWARI]: Ne.
- Ne. Računaj na mene.

1426
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,080
takođe ne dolazim.
- Hej!

1427
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,560
Ako ne ovdje, onda gore!
[TIWARI]: Eee...

1428
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,240
Zašto si tako tvrdoglav?
Idemo!

1429
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,680
Hajde. idemo.
- Idemo dame.

1430
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,520
[TIWARI PRDI]

1431
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,280
Ko je to rekao?
- Paun. Bio je to poziv pauna.

1432
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,040
Dobro si rekao.

1433
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:18,720
[ANITA]: Vibhu, požuri!

1434
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,240
[VIBUTI]: Da dušo. dolazim.

1435
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:21,240
[ANITA]: Hajde.

1436
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,760
[ANGOORI]: Dođi, dođi.

1437
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,840
Vibhu, Tiwari ji, kako si
vas dvoje ste tako glupi?

1438
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,760
W-w-kako to misliš, Bhabhi ji?

1439
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:36,240
Stalno sam ti namigivao, iznova i iznova!
I uopšte niste dobili signal!

1440
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,840
Šta govoriš, Bhabhi ji?

1441
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,960
Ovaj pogled... ovaj signal...
kako sam to propustio?

1442
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,600
Ali zašto si mu namigivao?

1443
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,360
Tako da ne biste odbili
da dođem u hram!

1444
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,120
Stvar je u tome - rekao nam je Mamaji...

1445
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:50,640
ispod ovog hrama,

1446
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,160
vodi tajni donji veš.

1447
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,400
Bhabhi ji, on prodaje donje rublje i prsluke.

1448
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,600
Mislili ste na 'podzemni' tunel!

1449
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,240
Dobro si shvatio!

1450
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,520
Tiwari ji, pomjeri ovu stvar.

1451
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,960
Pokret!
- Idemo. Hajde.

1452
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,960
[SVI NAVIJAJU]

1453
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,840
Bićemo spašeni!

1454
01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:12,960
Bhaiya?

1455
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,760
Nije li malo kasno?

1456
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,160
O Bože, tako je prašnjavo i vruće!

1457
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:46,200
[ANITA]: Pažljivo.
[VIBHUTI]: Pažljivo Bhabi ji.

1458
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,040
Oprezno, Bhabhi ji!

1459
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,480
Tiwari ji...
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji dođi...

1460
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,840
[VIBHUTI]: Izađi!

1461
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,400
[ANITA]: Dođi brzo.

1462
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,280
Oh boze.

1463
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:55,920
[ANITA]: Dođi brzo.

1464
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:56,880
[ANITA]: Idemo.

1465
01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:57,920
Tiwari ji...
[TIWARI]: Da?

1466
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,760
Mislim da je ovo otvaranje.

1467
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:02,720
Pokušajmo to potisnuti.

1468
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,040
[VIBHUTI]: Da! Ovo je otvaranje.
Ali Tiwari ji...

1469
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,520
Tiwari ji, moramo biti oprezni.
Postoje dva moguća ishoda:

1470
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:15,760
[ANGOORI]: Da?
- Ako se poklopac otvori na autoputu,

1471
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,520
mogao bi te pregaziti kamion.

1472
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,920
O moj bože!
- O moj bože!

1473
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,680
Drugi scenario, ako se otvori

1474
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,760
i nečije zajebavanje,
i tvoja usta su otvorena!

1475
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,280
Zato, molim vas, začepite!

1476
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,320
Da.
[ANGOORI]: O moj bože!

1477
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:32,080
Hajde. Guraj.
[ANITA]: Prestani. Samo otvori!

1478
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,000
[UDACI VRATA]

1479
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,520
[SHANTI]: Čekaj.

1480
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:40,720
Šta se desilo bhaiya?

1481
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,600
[SVI ŠOKIRANI]

1482
01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,840
[ANGOORI]: O moj bože!
[ANITA]: O bože!

1483
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,960
Mislili smo da će sudbina zasjati...

1484
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,720
Ali ko je znao...?

1485
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,200
kunem se...

1486
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,240
Otvori oci i...

1487
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,520
Sudbina će biti spremna - da ugrize!

1488
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:16,920
Izađi!

1489
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,320
[SHANTI]: Izađi!

1490
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,040
Angoori...
- Da?

1491
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,360
Iskoristio si moje povjerenje.

1492
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:48,600
Jednostavno, Shanti ji, i ja sam
osjećaj 'zelenog čaja'.

1493
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,080
Bhabhiji, krivo je, krivo.
- Dobro si shvatio!

1494
01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,840
Bhaisaab sedi.

1495
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,960
Bhaisaab, samo uzmi malo
veoma je jak.

1496
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:08,760
Mislite da je ovo zabava?
Neka mudžra se dešava ovde?

1497
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,840
Daj mi pištolj.

1498
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,520
Postoji samo jedna kazna
za izdaju... Smrt.

1499
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,920
O moj bože!

1500
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,600
Sh-Shanti ji, molim te,
nemoj nam to raditi!

1501
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:29,120
Shanti ji, preklinjemo te.
Nemojte nas praviti udovcima, molim vas.

1502
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,240
Molim vas, to je skroman zahtjev.
Nisu oni krivi!

1503
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,600
Ko je onda kriv?
- Vibhuti ji!

1504
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:37,720
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji?!
- Ne ne—mislim djelimično i moje.
Obojica, malo.

1505
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,320
Gledajte, priznajemo, to je bila naša greška.
Da, naša greška.

1506
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,080
Ali Bhabhi ji je veoma nevina.
- Šta?

1507
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:46,240
Ne ne, mislim na oboje
naše žene su nevine.

1508
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,600
Saznali su samo za naše

1509
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,080
plan bijega nakon ulaska u hram.

1510
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:52,160
Da.

1511
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:55,480
U stvari, izjasnili su se
sa nama da te ne izdam.

1512
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,560
Ali mi smo ti koji
gurnuo ih u tunel.

1513
01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,600
da li je istina,

1514
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,480
ili vam grudi otiču
sa ljubavlju, ti izdajice?

1515
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,920
Ne ne, on govori istinu.
Ni trunke laži!

1516
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,920
Bhaiya, i ja ovo osjećam
zene su zaista naivne.

1517
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,480
To su ova dva bitanga
ko su pravi igrači.

1518
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,880
Kranti! Ne prekidaj danas, u redu?

1519
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,640
Ova izdaja zaslužuje kaznu.

1520
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,360
U redu. U redu.

1521
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,760
Priznajemo svoju krivicu.

1522
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,800
Ali imamo mali zahtjev.

1523
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:27,440
Molim te nemoj me zaključavati
gore u mračnoj ćeliji.

1524
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,640
Jer imam strah od mraka.

1525
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:33,040
Ja sam... ja sam klaustrofobičan.

1526
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,600
- Da.
Molim te, ne vješaj me s visine.

1527
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,640
Jer sam prestravljen
visine. Prestravljen!

1528
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,600
Da.

1529
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,600
I molim te nemoj
gurni me u vodu.

1530
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,760
Bojim se da ću se udaviti.

1531
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,600
To se zove hidrofobija.

1532
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,280
Ne ne, hajde da uradimo jednu stvar.

1533
01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,160
Obojici ćemo dati a
karta menija kazni.

1534
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,200
On je tako pun razumijevanja.

1535
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,200
[SHANTI]: Hulje!

1536
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:56,560
Zaključaćemo oboje
ti u mračnoj sobi.

1537
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,320
Dok se brak ne desi,

1538
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,840
nećeš dobiti ni kap vode...

1539
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,040
ili jedno zrno hrane.

1540
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,280
Samo gladan i žedan, Bhaiya?

1541
01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,880
To je vrlo lako
kazna za njih.

1542
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:08,400
Umukni, Kranti, umukni.

1543
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:09,800
Šta si otišao
u hram uraditi?

1544
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,000
Šta si radio tamo?

1545
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,760
Mora da je otišao
kradi papuče, idiote.

1546
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,320
Šta?!

1547
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,400
Bog te blagoslovio, sine.
Nastavi.

1548
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,240
[MASTERJI]: Ponosan sam na tebe.

1549
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,120
Nisam ovo očekivao od tebe.

1550
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:18,760
Sorry bhaisaab.

1551
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,320
Angoori ji, slušaj slušaj!
-Da?

1552
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,120
Imam fantastičnu ideju.

1553
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,720
šta je to?
'afera' i sa mnom?

1554
01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,880
Angoori ji, to nije 'afera'.
To je 'dijeljenje'.

1555
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,400
Dobro si shvatio!
šta je to?

1556
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,600
Angoori ji, da li si ikada primetio,

1557
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,600
ova braća, Shanti i Kranti...

1558
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,720
uvek ima malo
svađe između njih.

1559
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,800
Da, vidio sam.

1560
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,240
Shanti ji je prilično oštro izgrdio Kranti jija.

1561
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:47,360
Tačno!

1562
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,360
Pa šta ako... sipamo malo ulja...

1563
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,800
u te iskre i zapaliti odgovarajuću vatru?

1564
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,640
Cijeli problem bi se mogao riješiti.

1565
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,880
sta kazes
- Da!

1566
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:01,000
Da, plan je dobar.

1567
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,560
Ali kako ćemo to uraditi, Anita ji?

1568
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:05,520
sta?
- Angoori ji… Angoori ji…

1569
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,520
Hari om, hari om, hari om...

1570
01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:08,920
Mama ji ne možeš ući.

1571
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,240
Usuđuješ se da me zaustaviš?

1572
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,600
majko...
- Maa saab...

1573
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,360
Master ji!

1574
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,200
šta to govoriš?

1575
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,200
Oprosti mi. imam malo...

1576
01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:19,760
- odnesen.

1577
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,960
Sine, moj zet je zaključan unutra.

1578
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,360
Da popravi glavu u njegovim poslednjim trenucima,

1579
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,080
- Želim da ga blagoslovim sa malo mudrosti.

1580
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,080
Kakva mudrost, Mamaji?

1581
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:29,400
Prepusti to meni.

1582
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,920
Došao si bez ičega dijete...

1583
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,720
sta?
- Šumski požar je skoro divlji!

1584
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,040
Čak je i visoka hurma
beskorisno ako nijedna ptica ne može sjesti..

1585
01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,080
Samo napred, Mamaji.
- Da, da. Samo napred.

1586
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:47,080
[TIWARI PRDI]
Tiwari ji, šta to radiš?!
Imaj milosti. Ležim u tvom krilu!

1587
01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,200
Šta mogu učiniti, Bhabhuti ji?
Izgubio sam kontrolu... Ti... ha?

1588
01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:58,760
Šta se dešava, djeco?

1589
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,280
sta je ovo
Zašto se tako čvrsto maziš?

1590
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,600
Opet ste došli praznih ruku, zar ne?

1591
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,200
ovde umiremo od gladi,
i ništa nisi doneo?

1592
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,160
Donio sam nešto.
- Šta?

1593
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,360
Paratas i kiseli krastavci!
- Gde?! Gdje?!

1594
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,080
Upravo ovdje… mmm… Da…

1595
01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,480
Hot parathas!

1596
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,720
Catch!

1597
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:24,560
I kiseli krastavci - čekajte -

1598
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520
Eww!

1599
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,800
[MAMAJI]: Izgleda da je paket puknuo.

1600
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,080
Pikle je procurila u moj donji veš.

1601
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:38,120
Cijelo prokleto donje rublje je uništeno.

1602
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,840
U svakom slučaju, uzmi.
Uživajte.

1603
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,600
Kiseli krastavci i paratha. [GIGGLES]

1604
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,240
Kakav psihosadista mama.

1605
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,760
Evo! Jedi. rekao si,

1606
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,480
- "Ako ima života, ima i nade."
Sad jedi!

1607
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:53,960
Shanti ji…

1608
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:55,760
Shanti ji…

1609
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:56,480
sta?

1610
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:01,280
Doneo sam ti vode.

1611
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,040
Mora da vam je vruće na ovoj vrućini.

1612
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,920
Da. prije nije bilo vruće,

1613
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:08,800
ali sad malo…

1614
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:11,320
Daj mi to.
- O moj bože!

1615
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,280
Mogu li nešto reći?

1616
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,520
Hajde.

1617
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:21,200
Vidiš, sad ću ti biti žena.

1618
01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:25,600
Tako da me stvarno nervira kada
neko drugi vas 'zlostavlja'.

1619
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:31,440
sta?

1620
01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:36,200
Način na koji tvoj brat vrijeđa
ti ispred svih,

1621
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:39,320
Zaista mi se ne sviđa.

1622
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,400
Kada me je Bhaisaab uvrijedio?

1623
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,160
Mislim, kada si pričao,

1624
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,040
stalno te prekidao,

1625
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:47,400
pravljenje nasumičnih komentara...

1626
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,360
zar nemaš ni pravo

1627
01:34:49,480 --> 01:34:51,280
dati prijedloge?

1628
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:54,920
Da postavljam pitanja?

1629
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,360
Čak si mu rekao da ne

1630
01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,640
i dalje je imao snošaj

1631
01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:08,360
To je ono u šta sam zaljubljen
sa - tvojom glupošću.

1632
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:09,960
sta si rekao?

1633
01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:16,040
To nije snošaj, već se miješa!

1634
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,880
Dobro si shvatio!

1635
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,240
Krantu...

1636
01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:40,120
Ahh… Oh wow…

1637
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,920
Obojica su zagrljeni u snu.

1638
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,480
Izgleda kao paratha
kombinacija je stvarno pogodila!

1639
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:46,800
Mamaji...

1640
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,280
ako ste ponovo doneli hranu,

1641
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,760
izvučen iz nekog 'prenožnog' džepa,

1642
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,560
onda me ne zanima.
Ne znam za njega.

1643
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,400
Koliko puta ću donijeti hranu?

1644
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,720
Nisu vam želuci puni?

1645
01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,800
Pa završili smo,

1646
01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,160
ali sada umiremo od žeđi.

1647
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,120
Da, da, sine.

1648
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,640
Donio sam i vodu.

1649
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,360
gdje je boca?
ja to ne vidim.

1650
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:11,200
majka-
- Mamaji...

1651
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,680
Izvini, izvini. Opet sam se zaneo.

1652
01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,600
Koristio sam veliku inteligenciju
da donesem ovu vodu...

1653
01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:20,040
Da.

1654
01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,760
Od 'gornje brane'!

1655
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,040
Ahh… dođi, pij!
Ko želi prvi?

1656
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,160
Živjeli.
- Živjeli, Bhaiya.

1657
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:47,560
Chhote, danas naš otac mora da je tako srećan,

1658
01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:49,200
gledajući odozgo.

1659
01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:51,120
To...

1660
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,480
njegovi sinovi i njihove buduce zene...

1661
01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:59,640
su vani u džungli
piknik zajedno... zar ne?

1662
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,240
Da, Bhaiya.
- Zar nije u redu?

1663
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,520
Konačno...

1664
01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:09,160
čini se da ćemo konačno dobiti

1665
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,800
da živimo pravim porodičnim životom.

1666
01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:11,560
Da, Chhote.

1667
01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:13,680
Angoori ji...
- Da?

1668
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,920
Došlo je vrijeme.
Vrijeme je da ulijete ulje u vatru.

1669
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,640
Počnimo.
- Da počnem? Je li to u redu?

1670
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:23,680
Gledaj, Anita ji, dosta je bilo!

1671
01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:26,160
neću čuti drugo
riječ protiv Shanti ji.

1672
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,760
Tvoje gluposti se sada završavaju.

1673
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:31,440
Angoori ji, govori s poštovanjem!
Sa takvom bezobrazlukom pricas!

1674
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,760
Bez manira.

1675
01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:33,640
sta se desilo?

1676
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:36,920
Vidi, Kranti ji.
Ovo je tako uvredljivo.

1677
01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,560
Angoori ji je upravo rekao da -

1678
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,400
ti si lakej svog brata,

1679
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:42,000
njegova mala senka,

1680
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:43,800
mahanje repom,

1681
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,120
pa čak i rekao da jesi
peti točak automobila!

1682
01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:47,840
Oh, stvarno?

1683
01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:49,400
I nećeš reći

1684
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:51,600
šta si rekao o mojoj Shanti ji?

1685
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,280
Naravno da nećete!
Da ti kazem.

1686
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,720
Shanti ji, znaš li šta je rekla?

1687
01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:57,040
sta?

1688
01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:00,280
Rekla je da si veoma lukav, lukav,

1689
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,800
nitkov, i to ti uzmeš
prednost vašeg mlađeg brata.

1690
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:07,240
I čak te nazvao... ćelavim. Dvaput!

1691
01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:28,360
[TIWARI PRDI]
- Tiwari ji je tvoja kugla
krenuo prema meni!

1692
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:29,480
Hajde. Imaj milosti!

1693
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,560
[PRODAVAC]: Bhabhi ji, pogledaj ovo!
Jedna lehenga bolja od druge.

1694
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,880
Pogledajte ovu boju!

1695
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:36,200
A ovaj, potpuno je nov na tržištu.
Trenutno u trendu.

1696
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:39,560
[PRODAVAC]: I ovaj, ovaj
ima poseban zari posao.

1697
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:41,080
[PRODAVAC]: Savršeno će vam odgovarati.

1698
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:42,040
I ti također.

1699
01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:44,160
Sviđa mi se ovaj brate.

1700
01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,120
Ne ne, prvi sam dotaknuo ovu!

1701
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:47,760
Ne ne, sviđa mi se ovaj.

1702
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:50,800
Ova ljubičasta boja tako dobro pristaje Bhabhi ji.

1703
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:53,880
Izgleda veoma zgodno.. dobro u tome.

1704
01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:55,800
Bhabhuti ji...
-Da?

1705
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,440
Moja žena dobija
udata za nekog drugog,

1706
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,520
i pomažeš
njen izbor lehenga?

1707
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,680
Pogledaj, Anita ji,

1708
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,560
sada tvoje mišljenje nije bitno.

1709
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,920
[ANGOORI]: Morat ćete se naviknuti
slušaj me od sada.

1710
01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:08,680
ZAŠTO?

1711
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:12,520
Jer se udajem za starijeg brata.

1712
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:15,680
Dakle, tehnički, sada jesam
tvoja Jethani (starija snaja).

1713
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:17,600
tako je.

1714
01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:18,840
Ona je Jethani.

1715
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,160
Evo, uzmi ovo.

1716
01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,360
Dakle, ono što govoriš je da,

1717
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,400
- mlađi brat i njegova mlada,

1718
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,800
ne zaslužuje poštovanje?

1719
01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:29,520
Ne ne! Mlađi takođe zaslužuju poštovanje.

1720
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:31,920
To je istina. Evo, uzmi ovo.

1721
01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:34,440
Ja ću uzeti ovaj.
-Ne, ja ću uzeti ovaj.

1722
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:36,240
Ja ću uzeti ovaj.
-Ne, ja ću uzeti ovaj.

1723
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:38,080
Ja ću uzeti ovaj.
-Ne, ja ću uzeti ovaj.

1724
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,000
[ANGOORI]: Ja ću uzeti ovaj.

1725
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:50,800
O moj Bože!

1726
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:53,520
Obojica se svađaju oko jedne lehenge.

1727
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,000
[SHANTI]: Ali bratska veza...

1728
01:39:56,280 --> 01:40:00,960
- ostaće čistiji od stakla.

1729
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:05,440
Bog te blagoslovio, sine.
Nastavi. Volim i tebe.

1730
01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:26,040
Nisi postupio kako treba, Bacchu ji.

1731
01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:29,200
Prvi put te je Zorawar samo poljubio.

1732
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:29,880
Šta?!

1733
01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:31,560
drugi put,

1734
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,640
preći će sve granice ljubavi!

1735
01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:37,760
[VICI]

1736
01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:39,840
pa mi bolje reci,

1737
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,280
gdje je moj Bua ji?

1738
01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,760
oče...

1739
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:47,760
Mama mi je rekla da jesi
tražite Bua ji?

1740
01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:49,320
Zašto me nisi pitao?

1741
01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:51,600
Kako biste znali gdje je Bua ji?

1742
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,520
Postavio sam tragače na sve naše taksije.

1743
01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,040
Čak i na Bua ji.

1744
01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,920
Hoćeš da provjerim njenu lokaciju na telefonu?

1745
01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,600
Uradi to! Uradi to sada!

1746
01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:00,760
Hvala ti sine...!

1747
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,040
Razvaljajte ih tanje, molim.
Ovo je pregusto.

1748
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:44,520
Samose neće biti hrskave.

1749
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,800
Jar, moja žena se udaje
i brineš se za samose?

1750
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,520
Pa šta?! Čak i moj
žena se udaje?

1751
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:51,680
pa...
- Tiwari ji danas,

1752
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,560
Umrijet ću 14 puta tokom
ovo vjenčanje. 14 puta.

1753
01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:57,480
Postoji samo 7 fera (rundova).
Zašto 14 smrtnih slučajeva?

1754
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:00,400
7 puta kada Annu preuzima pheras…

1755
01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,800
I 7 puta...

1756
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:05,760
kada Bhabhi ji uzme svoje.

1757
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:07,240
[VIBHUTI JECAJUĆI]

1758
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:09,040
Isto! I ovdje.

1759
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:10,280
I ja!

1760
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:12,720
Ostanite jaki. idemo.
[TIWARI PRDI]

1761
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,440
O moj Bože, Tiwari ji!

1762
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,840
Pogledaj tajming,

1763
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:19,800
pogledajte mjesto, pogledajte situaciju

1764
01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,240
i dalje nećeš prestati?

1765
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,320
Šta mogu učiniti? Potpuno sam izgubio kontrolu.

1766
01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:08,880
Ovo vjenčanje se ne može dogoditi.

1767
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,560
Čhote, ti ne ideš
da se i udaju.

1768
01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,760
Šta to govoriš, Bhaiya?

1769
01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,920
Zašto se ovo vjenčanje ne može dogoditi?

1770
01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:24,560
Jer ako se ovaj brak desi,

1771
01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,640
sedam života će biti uništeno zajedno.

1772
01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:31,600
Sedam? Ko su tih sedam, Bhaiya?

1773
01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:32,680
Ova dva...

1774
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:36,000
ove žene nisu
sretan sa vencanjem.

1775
01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:38,200
Duboko vole svoje muževe.

1776
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,680
A kada su nesretni,

1777
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,960
kako će nas održati srećnim u braku?
Dakle nas dvoje..

1778
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,720
Onda ono dvoje
od njih, njihovi muževi.

1779
01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,000
Ali Bhaiya,

1780
01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:54,320
to je samo šest.
Ko je sedmi?

1781
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:55,040
to je...

1782
01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:00,560
ti mene ispituješ?
Sumnjaš u moju matematiku sada?

1783
01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:02,040
Ne Bhaiya.

1784
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:04,360
Ali ona mi se sviđa.

1785
01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:10,320
Svidjeti se nekome je jednostrana ljubav, Chhote.

1786
01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:14,600
Brak... brak znači pridruživanje
srca. Ne lomi se.

1787
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,480
Ja sam bio taj koji je izgubio razum.

1788
01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:18,600
Mislio sam da prisilim brak.

1789
01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,400
Od čega bismo dobili
prisiljavanje na ovo vjenčanje?

1790
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:24,600
Samo njeno telo?
Hoćeš li dobiti njenu dušu, Chhote?

1791
01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:25,480
Ne.

1792
01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:28,360
bhaiya...

1793
01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,840
ako je ne oženiš...

1794
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,400
ko će te onda oženiti?

1795
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,920
Neko će…

1796
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:39,760
Neko ko...

1797
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,200
Neko kome moja kosa neće trebati.

1798
01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:47,680
Neko u koga će se zaljubiti
duša u meni. Ne moja kosa.

1799
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:50,760
A čak i ako nema. u redu je.

1800
01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:51,960
ostacu samac...

1801
01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:56,240
ali neću biti sažaljen. Ne!

1802
01:46:56,480 --> 01:47:00,280
I ne gradim Taj Mahal
na bilo čijem grobu, Chhote.

1803
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,040
Ne! Nikad!

1804
01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:05,640
Bog te blagoslovio sine.
-Šta?

1805
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:10,720
Idemo Chhote.

1806
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:42,000
Izvini.

1807
01:48:06,240 --> 01:48:12,480
[SVI NAVIJAJU]

1808
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,120
Slušaj, slušaj, slušaj!

1809
01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:19,320
Tražiću blagoslov od Gospoda.

1810
01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,080
Idem da mu zahvalim.

1811
01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:22,840
U redu? Vidimo se svuda
piće uveče!

1812
01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:23,760
[SVI SE SMEJU]

1813
01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:25,680
On je dvoličan.

1814
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,800
Hej, Vibhuti Bhaiya!
-Hej, Tiwari Seth…

1815
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:30,840
Teeka, Tillu! sta radis ovde?

1816
01:48:30,840 --> 01:48:32,040
Ovaj Vibhuti seth...

1817
01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:34,760
oteo Bacchu Bhaiyinu bua ji (tetku).

1818
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:37,240
i morali smo svi doći
put ovamo zbog toga.

1819
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:38,880
Vibhu...?

1820
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,280
Kakve gluposti pričate?

1821
01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:43,520
Zašto bih oteo nečiji Bua ji?

1822
01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:45,360
ako bih nekoga kidnapovao,
to bi bio Bhabhi!

1823
01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:46,880
Mislim... tvoja Bhabhi ji (moja žena).

1824
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:49,800
Ko je rekao da je Bacchuov Bua ji žena?

1825
01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:51,240
Ko je to rekao?

1826
01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:55,280
Govorimo o taksiju koji ste uzeli od nas.

1827
01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:58,600
Bacchu Bhaiya zaista voli taj taksi.

1828
01:48:58,880 --> 01:48:59,920
Ne radi šta će se sada dogoditi.

1829
01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:02,320
A ti si ga razbio u komadiće!
Upravo smo to vidjeli napolju.

1830
01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:04,360
Šta je vaš Bacchu Bhaiya
uradićeš mi, ha?

1831
01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:06,240
[Odjeci pucnjave - SVI VRIŠTU]

1832
01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:13,600
Ko je sada ovaj tip?
[TEEKA i TILLU]: BACCHU BHAIYA!

1833
01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:14,760
Odlično!

1834
01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:16,240
Potpuno nova glavobolja.

1835
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:30,440
[BACHU PLJUNE]

1836
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,840
Šta ste vi ljudi
raditi sa Bua Ji?

1837
01:49:34,480 --> 01:49:36,560
[TILLU]: Bachhu ji...
- Rekao sam ti!

1838
01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,600
[BACHHU UDACI]
- BACCHU BHAIYA....

1839
01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:43,120
Oprosti nam.

1840
01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:47,520
Bauji je doveo Bua Ji kuci
Bhai Dooj sa takvom ljubavlju.

1841
01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,240
On je jako voli.

1842
01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,360
Čak i ogrebotina na njoj...

1843
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:57,320
i to bi ga slomilo.

1844
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:04,440
[BACCU]: On je ne može videti ovakvu.

1845
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:06,600
Video ju je.

1846
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,680
[BACHUIN OTAC PLAČE]
- Šta?

1847
01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:13,640
[BACHUIN OTAC PLAČE]

1848
01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:19,680
Bauji...
- Upozorio sam te!

1849
01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:23,360
Rekao sam ti da ne daš moje
sestra ovih nasilnika.

1850
01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:26,960
Ali ipak si to uradio.
- Bau ji... Bau ji...

1851
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:32,360
Pogrešio sam.
Oprosti mi, Bau ji.

1852
01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:36,800
U njoj je zabijen nokat.

1853
01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:40,400
Mora da je jako boli.

1854
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:44,960
Ekser u Bua Jijevom uhu.

1855
01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:46,800
Bhabhi ji, vozio si veoma grubo.

1856
01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,080
Šta sam mogao da uradim?

1857
01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,440
Uklonite... uklonite ga!
-Da da Bauji...

1858
01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:10,480
Gotovo, oče.
Uklonio sam ga.

1859
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:13,800
Gotovo, oče.

1860
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,080
Ovaj ekser.
- Sada je bez bolova.

1861
01:51:17,440 --> 01:51:19,520
[AUTO SE POkvarilo]

1862
01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,880
[SVI VRIŠTU I VIČU]

1863
01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,560
[BUDNO PLAČE]
- Bože, otišla je!

1864
01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:35,120
Ona je otišla.
Tvoja Bua je nestala.

1865
01:51:36,680 --> 01:51:40,080
A sve se ovo desilo zbog tebe...

1866
01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:42,800
[BAU JI]: ŽELIŠ DA USTANEM?

1867
01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:49,520
[BACCU]: Ne Bau ji... Ne možete ustati.

1868
01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:51,560
[BACCU]: Ne Bau ji...

1869
01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:52,880
Ne Bau ji...

1870
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:54,520
Bau ji...

1871
01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:55,760
Ne Bau ji...

1872
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:58,280
Bau ji ne možeš ustati!

1873
01:51:58,760 --> 01:52:00,400
Ne možete ustati Bau ji!

1874
01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:04,320
Zbog svih vas...

1875
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:08,480
Bau ji je zauvek porastao!

1876
01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:10,680
Neću nikoga poštedjeti!

1877
01:52:12,080 --> 01:52:13,200
NEĆU NIKOG ŠTEDITI!

1878
01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:16,520
Bacchu Bhaiya, zaista jesmo
izvini...

1879
01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:19,080
za ono sto se desilo...

1880
01:52:19,080 --> 01:52:20,120
[VIBHUTI]: Bilo je pogrešno.

1881
01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:22,280
Zapravo, tvoj Bua Ji...

1882
01:52:22,320 --> 01:52:24,280
- bila je malo... jebena... mislim, 'polovljena'...

1883
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,840
Mislim staro i iznošeno...

1884
01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:31,280
Molimo se samo da krenemo da,

1885
01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:32,880
njena duša počiva na boljem mestu.

1886
01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:35,800
Da, Bacchu Ji... Neka počiva u dva komada.

1887
01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:37,200
Eeee...

1888
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,440
Voleo bih da te vidim u dva dela.
- Šta si rekao?

1889
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,960
Bhabhi ji, dvodijelni znači bikini.
Hteo si da kažeš "počivaj u miru."

1890
01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,400
Dobro si shvatio!

1891
01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:45,360
[BACCU]: Ne!

1892
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:47,440
Njegova duša će odlutati!

1893
01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:50,880
DUŠA ĆE MU ODLUTATI!

1894
01:52:57,960 --> 01:52:59,840
Oh bože! Šta se dešava?

1895
01:52:59,840 --> 01:53:02,080
Bhabhi ji, nešto se dešava.

1896
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:05,000
Svjetla trepere.
Nešto nije u redu...

1897
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,160
[VIBHUTI]: Bhabhi ji, jesi li dobro?

1898
01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:25,240
Jesi li dobro Bhabi ji?

1899
01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:46,280
Bhabi ji ovo postaje malo previše očigledno.

1900
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,800
Čak su i Laddoo ke bhaiya i Annu ovdje.

1901
01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:49,920
Neki drugi put...

1902
01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:51,280
[ZVUCI POLJUBANJA]

1903
01:53:52,440 --> 01:53:54,280
Molim te Bhabhi ji. nemoj.

1904
01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:58,000
Prilično mi je neprijatno.
Ali ja to obožavam.

1905
01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:00,960
[HRUPAK GLAS]: DA USTANEM?!

1906
01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:02,800
sta?

1907
01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:06,000
Starac je tamo,

1908
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,320
ali glas je tu!

1909
01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:12,240
Gledajući njene usne,
izgleda očeva duša,

1910
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:14,120
je ušao u Angoori Bhabhi maa.

1911
01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:15,440
Ne sviđa mi se!

1912
01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:24,200
Bau ji...

1913
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:50,200
PAGLI...

1914
01:54:55,840 --> 01:54:56,600
OWWW!

1915
01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:00,640
Kakav srećan čovek, Vibhuti bhaiya!

1916
01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:01,480
Bhabhi ji...

1917
01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:05,760
udario si me frižiderom!

1918
01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:19,520
[MUFFLED] MAMA!

1919
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,800
[Prigušeno] Jack i Jill su otišli uz brdo

1920
01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:25,600
[MUFLED] da donesem kantu vode...

1921
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,560
Bau ji, šta to radiš?

1922
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:33,240
On je uzdrmao temelje
čitave naše loze.

1923
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,600
Vibhuti bhaiya, baš si srećna...
iskusiti toliki bol...

1924
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:38,160
Voleo bih da i ja to mogu da osetim.

1925
01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:40,120
Skoro otvorena žica.

1926
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:42,320
[ELEKTRIČNO zujanje]

1927
01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:44,040
[TRESE i STENJE]

1928
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:45,520
Sviđa mi se!

1929
01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:48,400
Šta radiš, PAGLI?!

1930
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:51,240
[TIWARI]: Kontrolišite svoje ruke!

1931
01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:54,000
Ujače, šta tjeraš Bhabhi ji da radi?

1932
01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:57,360
Nikada me ranije nije držala za ruku.
A sada ona drži moju...

1933
01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,320
Šta radiš ujače?

1934
01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:08,160
Ali u redu je, telo je još uvek Bhabhi ji...
Evo... Samo naprijed...

1935
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:10,160
[VIBHUTI VRIŠTA]

1936
01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:10,720
[ANITA]

1937
01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:12,680
[ANITA]: Vibhu... Angoori ji ga je pustio...

1938
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:17,280
ŽELIŠ DA USTANEM!
- Ne ne, molim te sedi. Već sam ustao!

1939
01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,800
[VIBHUI]: Mama...
[ANITA]: Vibhu...

1940
01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:31,480
Angoori ji...

1941
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:01,600
Šta se dešava?!

1942
01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:03,720
Nešto čudno se dešava.

1943
01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:14,120
Annu...

1944
01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,000
Sada starac ima
ušao je i Annu.

1945
01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:35,120
ŽELIŠ DA USTANEM!

1946
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,680
OWWW
- WHOA!

1947
01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:46,800
Kakav skok!

1948
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,240
Sviđa mi se!

1949
01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:58,920
ujak...

1950
01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,480
ujak...

1951
01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,560
Ne tjerajte Annu da prijeđe nikakve granice.

1952
01:58:05,120 --> 01:58:07,120
tako lijepa,

1953
01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:10,160
nežan osećaj...

1954
01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:14,720
nikad ranije nisam dozivio...
[prdeći]

1955
01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:21,200
[HIDEOS BURPING]
- Eeee...

1956
01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:27,640
Neće preživjeti danas.

1957
01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:38,920
Voleo bih da imam taj udarac.

1958
01:58:41,440 --> 01:58:43,280
Umrijeće bez razloga.

1959
01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:02,480
Sa njenih usana, izgleda kao očeva
duša je sada u bizonu.

1960
01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:05,520
Ide Tillu.

1961
01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:08,560
Ide Teeka.

1962
01:59:13,880 --> 01:59:18,160
[SVA STEĆANJE I STEĆANJE]

1963
01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:22,280
Bhaiya, slušao sam te cijeli život.

1964
01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:27,040
Ali ono što si danas uradio... bilo je pogrešno.

1965
01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,920
Zloupotrebio si svoj položaj starešine.

1966
01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:34,320
Zbog tebe se i moj brak raspao!

1967
01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:35,720
Chhote...

1968
01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,760
Niste li i vi voljeli Angoori?

1969
01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:40,240
Ispostavilo se da je to grožđe kiselo, Chhote.

1970
01:59:40,240 --> 01:59:42,080
Ali šta je sa mojim grožđem?

1971
01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:43,840
Nisu bili kiseli!

1972
01:59:44,680 --> 01:59:45,920
Uopšte te nije briga za mene!

1973
01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:48,240
bhaiya...

1974
01:59:49,040 --> 01:59:50,160
- Molim te, samo jednom.

1975
01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:52,640
Samo jednom!

1976
02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:07,080
Opet ovaj tip...

1977
02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:09,640
Čak i da ti je Bau ji oprostio,

1978
02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,840
- čak i ako se osveti,

1979
02:00:14,760 --> 02:00:16,920
- Tek treba da se osvetim!

1980
02:00:17,680 --> 02:00:19,840
Ja ću se osvetiti!

1981
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:22,360
Slušajte Bacchu Ji,

1982
02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:26,160
Ako želiš nekoga upucati, upucaj mene.

1983
02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:29,160
Ja sam vozio auto.
Niko drugi.

1984
02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:30,400
U redu.

1985
02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:31,920
Neeee!

1986
02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,200
Kako možeš pucati
tako lijepa žena?

1987
02:00:35,920 --> 02:00:37,520
Prije nego ubije Bhabhi Ji,

1988
02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:39,880
moraćeš da pređeš preko mog mrtvog tela.

1989
02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:41,800
da... da...

1990
02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:44,080
[ANITA]: Ne! Vibhu, jesi li ljuta?

1991
02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,920
sve dok sam živ,
ne možeš ga dodirnuti.

1992
02:00:48,080 --> 02:00:50,840
ako želiš da ubiješ,
KILL ME!

1993
02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:53,640
[TIWARI]: STANI... STANI... NIKADA!

1994
02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:55,560
Ako želiš... Ubij me...

1995
02:00:55,640 --> 02:00:56,560
[TIWARI PRDI]

1996
02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:57,440
[SVI STEĆU I TRČE]

1997
02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:58,720
O Bože, Tiwari ji!

1998
02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:01,080
Prije njega, ti ćeš nas ubiti!

1999
02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,200
ubij me...

2000
02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:04,400
[ANGOORI]: Nema Laddoo ke Bhaiya...

2001
02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:07,480
Ubij me Bacchu ji...

2002
02:01:07,680 --> 02:01:09,640
Sve se dogodilo zbog mene.
Upucaj me...l

2003
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,840
Pusti ostalo. upucaj me...

2004
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:17,680
[Odjeci pucnjave]
- Bhabhi maa....
- ANGOORI...

2005
02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:55,440
bhaiya...
- Chhote...

2006
02:01:56,360 --> 02:01:57,680
Shanti ji, nemas pojma,

2007
02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:01,200
kakvu si veliku uslugu učinio
meni tako što sam spasio Bhabhi Ji.

2008
02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:05,360
Mislim uslugu svima nama.

2009
02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:08,800
Shanti Ji, zašto si uzela kotlet za mene?

2010
02:02:09,640 --> 02:02:11,560
Bhabhi Ji, nije uzeo kotlet za tebe,

2011
02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:13,720
primio je metak za tebe.
- Dobro si shvatio!

2012
02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:15,720
Ali zašto prihvatiti metak za mene?

2013
02:02:15,880 --> 02:02:17,800
Mora da je tako bolno.

2014
02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:18,800
Angoori Ji,

2015
02:02:21,160 --> 02:02:23,240
gde je ljubav, tu je i bol.

2016
02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:26,600
bez bola,

2017
02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:30,280
ljubav su rezanci bez chow meina.

2018
02:02:30,520 --> 02:02:33,200
Wah Bhaiya, wah.
- Haha! Kakva linija!

2019
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:37,480
Tvoja poezija je postala duboka pred kraj.

2020
02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:39,080
Kako to misliš "pred kraj", Tiwari Ji?

2021
02:02:39,280 --> 02:02:41,920
Upucan je, ide u bolnicu.
Nigdje drugdje!

2022
02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:44,680
Niko nigde ne ide.

2023
02:02:46,120 --> 02:02:47,600
Svi ćete otići u pakao.

2024
02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:51,120
Izvini. Prazan je.

2025
02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:54,640
Tvoj metak je već u meni.

2026
02:02:54,960 --> 02:02:57,000
Bhaiya... Previše nasilja u svijetu
[SHANTI]: Budalo...

2027
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,080
Sada se spremite da umrete!

2028
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,080
O brate, stani! Stani! Stani!

2029
02:03:02,200 --> 02:03:05,800
Nema potrebe za nasiljem.
Nikada nisam voleo nasilje.

2030
02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:10,360
Ne uzimajte zakon u svoje ruke.
Ja sam inspektor Happu Singh.

2031
02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:13,240
Budi policajac u svojoj kući.

2032
02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:16,600
Zbog ovih ljudi, moj otac je umro.

2033
02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:18,160
Moraju svi umrijeti!

2034
02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:20,840
Ne ne, slušaj!
Smiri se i slušaj me.

2035
02:03:21,160 --> 02:03:24,040
Sedimo i vodimo zdravu diskusiju.

2036
02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:26,600
Dozvolite mi da vas barem pozdravim
starcu brate.

2037
02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:29,960
Zdravo stari! O brate......

2038
02:03:29,960 --> 02:03:33,480
[BAU JI GASPS]

2039
02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,080
Oh, sve je pokvareno!

2040
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:49,680
Oh, Bau ji se probudio!

2041
02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:53,000
[SVI NAVIJTE SLONO]
- SLOBODNI SMO!

2042
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:11,320
[BACCU]: Brate...

2043
02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:15,040
Hteo sam nešto da pitam.

2044
02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:20,320
Žena zbog koje si me upucao...

2045
02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:23,560
i primio si metak za nju

2046
02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:26,000
je li ona bila tvoja sestra?

2047
02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,960
Oboje su ljubav naših života.

2048
02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:33,960
Zašto se onda osjećao čudno?

2049
02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:37,680
Oba muža su ignorisala svoje žene,

2050
02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:40,680
i bili su više u svojim Bhabhijama.

2051
02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:46,240
Tako svijet funkcionira.

2052
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,320
Svaki muškarac...

2053
02:04:50,080 --> 02:04:53,680
je ludo štene iza Bhabhi.

2054
02:04:55,480 --> 02:04:57,000
Bhabi ji...
- Da?

2055
02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,480
jesi li dobro?

2056
02:04:58,600 --> 02:05:00,880
Dobro sam Bharbhuti ji.
Kako si?

2057
02:05:01,200 --> 02:05:03,520
Bhabi ji, svi imamo
spasen zbog tebe.

2058
02:05:04,520 --> 02:05:05,400
sta si rekao?

2059
02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:07,920
Neka bude Bhabi ji.
Želim vam sve najbolje.

2060
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:09,760
I ti Bharbhuti ji...

2061
02:05:11,520 --> 02:05:13,480
Bhabi ji nisi povrijeđen zar ne?

2062
02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:16,240
Ne Tiwari ji. potpuno sam dobro.

2063
02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:18,160
Nisi mnogo pretučen, zar ne?

2064
02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:19,080
Nikako.

2065
02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,040
sve ću izdržati.

2066
02:05:21,320 --> 02:05:23,160
Za tebe.
- Moj heroj!

2067
02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:48,840
Naši specijalni agenti, Salim i Kalim,
završili svoju plastičnu operaciju.

2068
02:05:49,680 --> 02:05:52,400
Sada nas niko ne može spriječiti da uništimo Indiju.

2069
02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:54,040
Da gospodine.

2070
02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:57,720
Pošaljite Salima i Kalima unutra.


